Me: *Rocking back in force grasping legs chanting as creepy as hell* La la la, la la, la la la la la la la, I've lost my mind! I any hide here anymore! *runs out and bumps into Jack* AHHHH!
Jack; Gotcha!
Me: Look a bird!
Jack: nice try. Have any other bright Ideas?
Me: *Puts gloves on and backs away* Don't touch me Sterile!
Jack:0.0
Me: If only spongebob were here.... BOOYAKASHA! *B*tch slaps Jack*
Jack: NKNWKWLWLSJDNDJSKWL!!!
Me: *Tries to run* FREEDOM-! *Smacks into tree* Ow....
Jack: *Snickers and helps her up*
Me: KILL MEH DO IT!
Jack: no I don't wanna.
Me: well then why'd you chase me.
Jack: For your attention and to tease you.
Me: HEY! *Punches his arm*
Jack: Yeah like you'd ever get my attention!
Me; oh really?!
Jack: yeah really!
Me: What about this?!
Jack: About wha-?! *Gets kissed on the mask*
Me: What about that?!
Jack: ......
Me:........
Jack: kwoammslsksjdifoeksmaka.....you got my attention....
Me: YEAH SEE I TOLD YA SOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Jack: Not fair...
Me: It's fair. Plus Dont make me get Sara to tell everyone about third grade!
Jack: NOOOO!
Me: that's what I thought. Then it's fair!
Jack: *huffs* Fine.
*Silence for 1 minute*
Me: Hug!
Jack: what?
Me: HUGGLE BUDDY!!!
Jack: ??? Oh....*Hugs her*
Me: The power of hugs! It's so cuddly and warm!
Jack: I guess so.
Me: yup.
CA CA ZZ CA
Me: AHHH!
Jack: what?!
Me: that noise!
Jack: calm down it was probably down kind if owl!
Me: NO IT WASNT!
Jack: well then what was is?
Me: It was a....BEAVCOON!
Jack: a what?
Me: a BEAVCOON an animal with the head of a beaver and a body of a raccoon!
Jack: that doesn't exist!
Me: Yesh it does!
Jack: really? *calls* OH BEAVCOON! BEAVCOONY COONY COO!
Me: STAHP!
CA CA ZZ CA GA!!!!
Jack: *stops and sees a figure* what the-?
BEAVCOON: CA CA ZZ CA GA GA CA!
Jack: ITS A BEAVCOON!
Me: TOLD YOU!
Jack: what do we do?!
Me: *Takes cheese out of pocket* THROW THE CHEESE! *Throws cheese*
BEAVCOON: *eats and gets closer to them*
Jack: well there's one more solution.
Me: what?
Jack:...RUN FOR YOUR LIFE AHHHHHH!!! *runs off*
Me: AHHHHHH! *Runs off*
Beavcoon: Ca ca?
Owl: *flies over* hey Bill what's up with those two?
Beavcoon: I have no idea. All I wanted was some fish.
