The Beginning

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America: Dude! What's up?

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France: You're no fun, mon ami.

[Insert Cool Username]: What's this? Is this like.... Mystic Messenger?

America: Who knows. We're breaking the fourth wall.

(Y/N): Okay, well this is kinda Deadpool-ish. Uhh obviously you're from America and the other guy is French...

America: Dude, this is Hetalia! *everyone cheers*

(Y/N): Your point? Where's the cute Italy?

(Y/N): Your point? Where's the cute Italy?

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Germany: Shut up, Italy!

(Y/N): Oh my stars! Italy is quite an adorable little thing!! Germany you want some of this Italian booty if ya feel me!

Germany: *turns red* What!? Nein! I will never!... H-he's to small though

(Y/N): Oh? Is he now? France get your beautiful ass in here and back me up!

France: Oui? *drapes arm around (Y/N)'s shoulder and picks up chin* Why did you call, mon ami?

*(Y/N).EXE has stopped working please call for immediate assistance*

France: *holds a blushing, fainted girl who's spirit has gone to heaven*

Germany: You see what you did to her?! The poor girl...

France: What? I just wanted to be elegant and proper to a young lady! *smirks and leaned into   (Y/N)'s face and gives a peck on her cheek*

(Y/N): Holy crap this isn't real...I-I-I mean *(Y/N) panics and punches France*
VIOLENCE IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER!!!

France: *stunned and places hand on slapped cheek* Aren't you feisty~

(Y/N): *blushes* Shut the hell up you cocky poptart! Don't forget I still have the option of kicking you in the balls!

America: *laughs* She got you, France!

France: *backs away from (Y/N) and hides behind England* Save me from that girl!

England: *startled and turns around* What the bloody hell! I'm not saving you from anyone! You're such a coward. I'm not surprised! *fuming*

(Y/N): Oh hey, it's Iggy eyebrows~! I've always wanted to go to England/London! But... I'm curious, since you seem like the smart one, is going to England... basically like going inside you? *wiggles eyebrows*

England: *turns a bright red* W-what? N-no! How can a girl be asking that?!

France: OhnOhnOhn..... I never thought of it like that before... *appears in front of England smirking* What if I go inside London, Anglettere?~

England: What?!

(Y/N): YEAH GET THAT BIG BEN AND MAKE IT WORK!!!

America: I don't get anything of what you're talking about, but I'm throwing a party! And the best part is that everyone's invited! Even you, who randomly just popped up.....(Y/N)? That's your name, right?

(Y/N): Yes, that's my name pretty boy *winks* And a party? Will there be liquor?

America: Hell yeah! I have the best beer in the house!

England: *looks away from France and turns toward America* There's going to be ale?

France: *drapes arm on England* Oui, I guess so...when we're there I'll treat you to the best wine I've got and once you're too drunk to walk... *whispers something in England's ear making him get red*

America: Alright! Lets start this showbiz!

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 21, 2017 ⏰

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