School Works (Teacher/Student Frerard)

The Turtle Who Did Not Get The Role In Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

(Please read the author's fucking note at the end. xx)

The day when Gerard Way stepped at Crossville High, is the day he turned gay.

9th grader Gerard had to switch schools from Belleville High to Crossville High for being absent for one and a half month, due to his shitty immune system.

Not only Crossville High is better than Belleville High, but also in Crossville High, gay is not rare there.

In Crossville High people are not homophobic assholes. Unlike in Belleville High if you are a boy and someone saw you holding a man's hand, you will be 'sacrificed to the devil'. For Gerard that phrase will only make him a bit conceited. Why would he sacrifice himself to the devil that he is?

Fifteen years old Gerard thought that being gay was forbidden. At least that was what Belleville High taught him. When he is in Crossville he is surprised by how affectionate people are. People do not care about your gender. Gerard only found out that half of the students in Crossville High are gay. Students, teachers and the principal does not care about sexuality, teachers only want students to learn and pass.

Gerard finally came out of his dark, secluded closet after his friends forced him. Of course, with a blackmail saying "If you don't come out of your smelly closet I will send the whole school my dick pic and say it was yours." Said by Pete fucking Wentz.

Gerard passed 9th and 10th grade gracefully. Of course, with a lot of help from his friends, Pete, Patrick, Ryan and Lindsey.

Pete Wentz. Pete fucking Wentz. He is the Mikey in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. He is the child, he is the goof, he is that one little fucker who is twins with trouble. The wannabe risk taker but chickens out when the consequence is being paid. The wannabe 'cool' dude. Pete fucking Wentz is a wannabe.

Patrick Stump. He is the sweet guy. The girl in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Always good, never bad. He is like a cotton candy, sweet, soft and neat. The goody two shoes. He is the pearl and Gerard, Pete, Ryan and Lindsey are the shell. The gang protects him. If Pete fucking Wentz has the brain of a six year old boy, then Patrick Stump has the heart of a six year old girl. The complete opposite of Pete fucking Wentz.

Ryan Ross. The Donatello in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The brain of the gang. The smartest of all. The teacher's pet. Most likely the gayest person ever. Also, crushing hardcore on Brendon Urie, the second gayest person ever.

Lindsey Ballato. She is the Leo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The body of the gang. Manlier than any of the rest. The real risk taker. Lindsey may be the girl, but she has way more balls than any of the guys. Lindsey can make you shut up in one look, make you want to throw yourself in a cliff with just opening her mouth. Not because she is stupid, but because she questions the unanswerable.

Gerard Way. He is the turtle that fate did not like at all. He is the turtle that did not survived the fire. And there are no turtles left behind, meaning he is not one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. He is just a turtle. Gerard is like the pickles in McDonald's Big Mac, some people like it, most people don't.

"11th grade will be easy, it just repeats what you have learned in the past levels and adds a bit more knowledge in your non existing brain." Gerard thought and said many times throughout the summer. Specifically to Pete as Pete over thinks about how he will fail grade 11 and saying grade 11 will be his end.

Pete fucking Wentz is not a failure, he just likes the letter 'D' so much to the point he finds it on his papers written in bright red markers after they took tests in school.