Chapter #1 A long but not very long time ago...

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One day, a long long but not very long time ago, on a dark and stormy night, a kitten was born while the thunder flashed in the dark knight's sky. Her name was Tardar Sauce.

She was born of a Calico mother and an unknown father (and/or tartar sauce.) She was a plump cat with whiskers as brushy as a brush. Fur as smooth as silk. But she had.... short paws......

However her dream since young was to travel around the world and to learn human speech but she only knew how to say 'NO!'.

Soon she grew into an internet star known for being a 'NO' it all. And got the name Grumpy Cat.

One bright morning day when the sun was still smiling, Grumpy Cat was having her morning nap when suddenly she was awoken by the sound of of a mouse scampering round the house.

She chased the mouse round and round hoping to catch it but alas she didn't catch it because of short paws. #blameshortpaws

That instant the adventurous spirit in her sparked alive again. She remembered her dream to travel round the world so she decided to fufill that dream.

Therefore she packed up fish, cat toys, and a stick and headed off for her journey!

And this is where our hero's journey BEGINS!!!

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