One day, a long long but not very long time ago, on a dark and stormy night, a kitten was born while the thunder flashed in the dark knight's sky. Her name was Tardar Sauce.
She was born of a Calico mother and an unknown father (and/or tartar sauce.) She was a plump cat with whiskers as brushy as a brush. Fur as smooth as silk. But she had.... short paws......
However her dream since young was to travel around the world and to learn human speech but she only knew how to say 'NO!'.
Soon she grew into an internet star known for being a 'NO' it all. And got the name Grumpy Cat.
One bright morning day when the sun was still smiling, Grumpy Cat was having her morning nap when suddenly she was awoken by the sound of of a mouse scampering round the house.
She chased the mouse round and round hoping to catch it but alas she didn't catch it because of short paws. #blameshortpaws
That instant the adventurous spirit in her sparked alive again. She remembered her dream to travel round the world so she decided to fufill that dream.
Therefore she packed up fish, cat toys, and a stick and headed off for her journey!
And this is where our hero's journey BEGINS!!!
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The Kitty That Just Said NO
AdventureThe book about a kat that just says NO! Follow her journeys that include rainbows, unicorns, dragons, explosive pop tarts and many more.And when she eats spam she will became ultra Tartar Sauce with her cat army by her side nothing can (or will) sta...
