~Stuff with the ships!!~

Addie does an interview - Raven and Jason

(A)-Welcome to the show, boys!

(J)- First things first, and I've expressed this before, I hate cameras, can I have a mask?

{In response} Here, Jay-Jay. {He hands him a mask} -(R)

(J) - Where did you - Oh, nevermind, I shouldn't ask. {Puts on the mask} Thanks, Rave.

{Raven smiles} I'm a good husband. -(R)

(A)- Awww, that's cute. I'm being sappy and I hate it. If you two are done and won't start kissing each other, can we begin?

(J)- Sure. Why not? I don't wanna do this.   

Like at all. -(R)

-Questions start!--------

(A)-What's the secret to a happy relationship?

{The two look at each other for a moment and the then Jason looks at the camera from behind the mask} (J)- Communication.
(R)- {Quietly} And cuddles. {Jason smirks} (J)- Lots of cuddles.

(A)- That's cute.

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(A) - Alright, what annoys you about each other?

(J)- Raven has a list of bad habits. I will gladly list them all. [(R)- Don't you dare, Jason Arnold. I will make you sleep on the couch.] {Jason laughs} Let's see you try, Ray. Can I have a piece of paper? We'll be here forever if I don't write them down.

(A) - Sorry, Jason, we don't have paper here. And I don't trust you with my laptop. Just give a handful, how about that?

(J)- That'll work. Let's see. {Locks eyes with Raven, who glares at him} Fidgeting, tapping fingers, pens, etc, cracking your knuckles, and you bite your nails. I'd say your nervous stutter, but I find that endearing and adorable.

(R)- Says the man who leaves lights on, constantly forgets his keys, bites his lips, slams doors, and you forget to lock doors. [(J)- I do not-] You're also over-protective, but I like that. C'mere, Jay. {He pulls Jason into a kiss} And you still have to sleep on the couch!

(A)- Alright, you two, not on my show.

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(A)- Jason, what makes you feel very un-manly?

{Raven laughs before staring at Jason, who has gone red in the face} (R)- Tell her, Jay-Jay, cause if you don't I will.

(J)- {Crosses his arms} Fine. Kitten videos. A-And Gilmore Girls. {Addie laughs} [ (A)- Really? You watch Gilmore Girls? ] { He smirks} With Raven.

(R)- I'll have you know I embrace my feminine side! Albeit I have to punch something so I don't feel like a sap. [(J)- Says the one who wore a dress yesterday. {Snickers}]

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(A)- Raven, last time you did something you regret?

(R)- {Looks offstage} Can this count? No? Alright, fine. {He sighs, getting up from his chair and walking to Jason's, where he curls up on his lap. Jason wraps his arms around him} I had a panic attack a few days ago and.... And I cut. [(J)- Scared me half to death.]

(A)- Can you show us?

(R)- No. I-I don't want to. {Hides his face in Jason's arm}
(A)- I can force you t-
(J)- Don't. You. Dare.