One day the soon to be love of my life came up. To me and was like "aye sup bitch" it was a carrot 🥕 just a carrot and then he started fucking me after my friends made us play truth or dare like every fanfic ever. And then orange was like "imma be a huge douche bag and kiss you in front of carrot potato, because it every fanfic ever created." And then orange forced a kiss onto the potato and then carrot got mad and killed orange. Then they made up (sex) and then they made up again (sex) and another made up was probably there (maybe sex?) and then they died.
The end
