Pretty Setter Squad ➭ A Haikyuu!! Chatfic

01

Volleybabe added Yahaba to the chat.
Volleybabe added Sugawara to the chat.
Volleybabe added Kageyama to the chat.
Volleybabe added Akaashi to the chat.
Volleybabe added Kenma to the chat.
Volleybabe added Semi to the chat.
Volleybabe added Shirabu to the chat.
Volleybabe added Koganegawa to the chat.

Volleybabe: I bet you're all wondering why you're all here.

Yahaba: ?

Yahaba: oikawa-senpai what's going on

Volleybabe: I put hard work into getting ALL the setters numbers for this,

Kenma: pervert

Volleybabe: b/c I think that we should help each-other out with volley-ball, and our gorgeous good looks,

Volleybabe: and as my mother used to say:

Volleybabe: Surround yourself in beautiful people! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Volleybabe changed group chat name to:
Pretty Setter Squad

Shirabu: how did you get my number??

Yahaba: if iwaizumi-senpai ever heard you say that he would smack you

Kageyama: wait oikawa-san, you think im pretty?

Volleybabe: SHUT-UP, Tobio-chan! I only added you because I'm such a good person >:(

Koganegawa: Hi Kageyama!!! :D :D :D

Kageyama: who are you?

Koganegawa:   D:

Semi: This is stupid

Sugawara: I think that this could be a good idea!

Volleybabe: THANK YOU, Mr. Refreshing ;)

Volleybabe changed Sugawara's nickname to
A Kind Soul👏

Akaashi: So this is a chat to help improve all of our skills?

Volleybabe: Yes :D :D :D

Volleybabe: (Aaaaaaaaand to talk abt other people lol)

Volleybabe: (mostly the latter)

Akaashi left
Pretty Setter Squad

Volleybabe added Akaashi to
Pretty Setter Squad

Volleybabe: Oh no you don't! ~(˘▾˘~)

Shirabu: i still don't understand how you got my number

Vollybabe: I have my sources.........

Semi: Oh God.

Yahaba: i don't even want to know....

A Kind Soul👏: Wait, gossip? What would we even gossip about?

Volleybabe: Oh Suga-chan, don't act so innocent.

A Kind Soul👏: "Suga-chan"?

Volleybabe: I know that you've been pining that captain of yours

Volleybabe:   ,':)

Koganegawa: That face makes me highly uncomfortable

A Kind Soul👏: What do you mean? What captain? I don't know what you're talking about.

A Kind Soul👏: Now you better shut the hell up before I show you the wrath of a God.

Kageyama: whoa

Kenma: omg

Semi: Wtf???????

Volleybabe: (☞ຈل͜ຈ)☞ I'm gonna go shut up now.

Kageyama changed A Kind Soul👏's nickname to Scary

Shirabu: i'm going to bed.

Semi: Wtf

Semi: It's only 7???

Shirabu: I know. I need to fall asleep at 7 every night or else I can't sleep.

Volleybabe: Lol. Ur weird.

Shirabu: haha

Shirabu: and you're not?

Volleybabe: *GASP* D:

Volleybabe: How dare you. I invite you into MY house, my own home, and you dare disrespect me? You monsters from Shiratorizawa are all exactly the same. No respect for anyone from anywhere else.

Akaashi removed Volleybabe from
Pretty Setter Squad

Akaashi: The peace has been restored.

Akaashi: Akaashi out, goodnight.

Semi: No way. If i have to endure this garbage, so does he.

Semi added Volleybabe to
Pretty Setter Squad

Volleybabe: I take it back. Ya'll UGLY.

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A/N
Please enjoy this garbage first chapter
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