Pedo: Hey
Ariana: why are you still texting me???
Pedo: because I enjoy talking to you☺️☺️
Ariana: ....do I have a say in this, orrrrrr....??
Pedo: No you don't.
Ariana: Wow...I thought this was a free country but whatever
Pedo: hehe your funny
Ariana: eh
Pedo: sooooooo what ya dooooing...?!
Ariana: I'm actually about to take a shower, if you'd just stop texting me....
Pedo: OOOO
Pedo: I'd like to join you😉
Ariana: we were going great until you ruined it with your perverted thoughts
Pedo: well and I quote "I live for it😉"
Pedo: But seriously....can I join...?
Ariana: no
Pedo: please
Ariana: hell no
Pedo: bu-but why...?
Ariana: Because one, I don't know your name, age, or what you look like
Ariana: For all I know you could be a 50 year old pedophile who wants to kidnap me.
Pedo: ...
Pedo: It's not my fault you talk to strangers now is it...?!
Ariana: You are really pissing me off rn
Pedo: *sticks tongue out*
Ariana: * cuts tongue of with pocket knife and feeds it to cannibals *
Pedo: damn....
Ariana: Don't underestimate me...
Pedo: Yes, sir!
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OMG I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN LIKE 800,000,000 YEARS!!!!
I know I suck but I've been SUPER busy lately with crappy school...! But I hope you enjoyed this chapter!!
~ Hakuna Matata✌🏼🤘🏼
