One time when Jake was fucking Dirk up against the wall, Roxy walked in and Jake accidentally let Dirk fall.
Because of this, Roxy likes to embarrass Jake when others are around by whispering "Don't drop that Dirk-a-Dirk."
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Homestuck Sexcannons
RandomThe title says it all. Sexual Headcanons from the Webcomic, Homestuck.
DirkJake ft. Roxy
One time when Jake was fucking Dirk up against the wall, Roxy walked in and Jake accidentally let Dirk fall.
Because of this, Roxy likes to embarrass Jake when others are around by whispering "Don't drop that Dirk-a-Dirk."