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Oz: So you gonna tell the police?

You: Oo!!!

Oz: Then fuck the timer, i'm making it explode right fucking now.

You: Wait! Teka!!! Teka!
You: Ok! Anong kailangan kong gawin para tumigil to?!?!

Oz: Just promise me that papayag ka na sa mga ipapagawa ko sa 'yo.
Oz: and you'll cut the police bullshit.

You: No! Ayoko pa den!

Oz: Alestta. 10 seconds.
Oz: 9

You: Oo na! Ok gine! Ill accept it! Gagawin ki ns kahay ng pinapsgawa mo!! Now make it stop!!!!

Oz: There are two wires there on the left. Red and white. Pull the red one.
Oz: Good. That's it.

You: Tumigil na.
You: Hayop ka.

Oz: Alestta. Stop what you're doing.
Oz: You promised. No police. Stop or I'll activate the other bomb.

You: There's another one?!

Oz: Of course.

You: Lechwe ka.

Oz: Now put that other damned phone down.
Oz: Good.

You: Paano mo nalalaman lahat ng ginagawa ko?

Oz: Run.

You:Huh?

Oz: There are four women coming from the left wing. Looks like they're going there. If they see you there...alam mo na.
Oz: Run.

You: Eto na.

Oz: Sa opposite wing ka pumunta
Oz: Right wing Alestta!
Oz: SA KABILA! RIGHT!
Oz: Now, take the elevator.

You: Ok Ok ok

Oz: Lumabas ka muna ng building.
Oz: Punta ka sa coffee shop. Magbreak ka muna. Work is canceled.

You: Which work?

Oz: Both. Yung ipapagawa ko sa 'yong "chore" at ang trabaho mo sa company.

You: Pero bakit?

Oz: I need to iron things up with the things you need to do. And for your work in the company. Seems like the girls found my little scheme for you. They alerted the whole building.

You: Ha?! Ako ang huling lumabas sa cr bago nila nakita yung bankay! Makikita yun sa cctv. Baka pagbintangan nila ako sa kalokohan mo! T^T

Oz: Alam ko. Don't worry. I already took the footage. Walang makakaalam na ikaw ang huling lumabas. Well, that is, if you stick with me.

You: Huh?

Oz: If you will try to exploit me to the police again, diretso ang footage na ito sa FBI.

You: So di lang pala yun panakot sa 'kin para mapasunod ako, set up din pala.
You: Hayop ka talaga.

Oz: Yeah yeah whatever. Now get on your feet and go to the coffee shop. Hurry. I don't like slowpokes.

----3:27 PM---

Oz: Umupo ka sa part na di ka gaanong kita.
Oz: Yeah there.

----3:28 PM----

Oz: You drink black coffee? Do you know how disgusting that trash is?

You: What? Di kaya! Ang sarap-sarap kaya ng black coffee. Tsaka ano bang pakeelam mo?

Oz: Since when did black coffee become ?

You: Since na-invent siya.

Oz: ....
Oz: It's still disgusting.

You: Napaisip tuloy ako.
You: Anong klaseng tao ka?
You: Anong trabaho mo? Nagtatrabaho ka ba?

Oz: Yes. I'm a magician.

You: Sinong niloko mo?

Oz: Ikaw. Uto-uto ka naman diba?

You: ./.

Oz: Sigh. My sweet Alestta is becoming worse every second.

You: Ew. Wag mo nga akong tinatawag na my sweet Alestta, darling or kahit ano! Kadiri.

Oz: Ok Alestta the Bitch. Alestta the Whore.

You: Seriously?

Oz: I'm serious Bitchy Alestta.

You: Pwedeng plain Alestta nalang ang itawag mo?

Oz: Ok plain Alestta.

You: -_-

Oz: (¬_¬)

You: Wow! You use emoji. Ang baduy mo.

Oz: Wow! You wear strawberry panties! Ang childish mo. (¬_¬)

You: Fuck what?!?! Paanong... PERVERT!!

Oz: Just hurry up. Drink that bitter water. Isesend ko lang sa email mo yung mga infos na kakailanganin mo.
Oz: And remember, NO POLICE.

You: Ok.
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