Taehyung: Yoongi
Taehyung: YOONGI
Taehyung: YOONGI
MiniYoongi: what
Taehyung: don't be salty
MiniYoongi: I'm trying to sleep
Taehyung: what's new
MiniYoongi: what do you want?
Taehyung: i need help
MiniYoongi: what with?
Taehyung: they won't stop making out
MiniYoongi: who's they?
Taehyung: NAMJOON AND JIN HELP!
MiniYoongi: ew. why don't you leave?
Taehyung: I can't, they're in my room
MiniYoongi: sleep on the couch
Taehyung: jikook's cuddling
MinYoongi: why not ask them to leave?
Taehyung: because they're not just making out
MiniYoongi: tmi
Taehyung: you asked
MiniYoongi: if you promise to not text me while I'm sleeping and be quiet, you can sleep in my room
Taehyung: really?
MiniYoongi: hurry up before I change my mind
Taehyung: thanks hyung
MiniYoongi: whatever
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