Rem: Kuro-sama, we suggest you to follow us in order to avoid any mishaps.
Kuroneki: Okay...what now?
Ram: Please wear this~ *tosses white tux *
Kuroneki: Hai hai...
//BACK TO US//
Me: The red roses should be there!
Lyra: Then place the white ones beside it!
Haise: Oh! Put the black ones here!
Me: How's the food Haise?
Haise: Doing pretty good. Ne, Zandy-chan can you use your Author magic on us ghouls so we can eat human food? It'll be hard to mix uhm....our food and humans...
Me: Don't worry Haise. I was planning to do that from the start.
Lyen: Guys come here and help me pick the colors!
Me: I thought we decided on black and white?!
Haise: LETS JUST GO HELP HER!
//WEDDING TIME//
Len: Ne Shiro-kun, wanna know why you're really here?
Shironeki: Yes please.
Len: Just say yes when the priest ask you later.
Shironeki: HUUUH?!
Len: You'll be fine. Time for us to goooo~
Rem: Oh Len-kun, are you doing fine?
Len: Hai Rem-chan~ I'm looking forward to seeing you and your sister later ;)
Rin: Ugh! Len stop it will you! Now get going *smacks him on the head*
Len: Ittai! C-come on Shiro-kun.
Shironeki: hahahaha.
Rem: Kuro-sama, are you ready?
Kuroneki: I dont reall know what's going on but okay.
Ram: That's good. Please follow us.
Kuroneki: *hears music playing* uuuuuhmmmm...
Door opens
Kuroneki: *sees Shironeki on the end pf the aisle* *blushes*
Shironeki: *sees Kuroneki* *blushes* K-kuro...
Me: Omo, Nee-san. My boys are growing up so fast oh maaaay >♡<
Lyra: Hold yourself together woman! *silently crying*
Haise: IM THE BEST MAN •♢•
Shironeki: Hush Haise.
Kuroneki: Etto, Shiro....what's going on?
Shironeki: We're getting married I guess *scratched back of his neck*
Kuroneki: ⊙□⊙ O-okay *fanboying intensifies*
Arima: Ehem..
Haise: DAD?! WHY ARE YOU THE PRIEST?!?!
Arima: Lyra forced me.
Haise: Oh...Lyra-san?
Lyra: Yeah?
Haise: I salute you for forcing my dad.
Lyra: AWWWWW
Arima: Going back, Do you Kaneki (Shiro) Ken, take Kaneki (Kuro) Ken as your lawfully wedded wife?
Shironeki: 'YESH I'M ON TOP!' I do
Arima: And do you Kaneki (Kuro) Ken take Kaneki (Shiro) Ken as your lawfully wedded husband?
Kuroneki: 'Guess I'm bottom' I do
Arima: By the power invested in me, I now announce you as husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.
Me&Lyra&Haise: OMO! I AM NOT READY. AYIIIIEEEE♤♡♤
Me: Oh-my heartu!
Lyra: Eommaaaaa>♢<
Shironeki: May I? *caresses face*
Haise: Fuuuuuuuuu-
Me: Ehem....
Haise&Me: FUUUUUUUUDGE ^●^
Kuroneki: *scratches his blushed cheek* Go ahead *fanboying over 9000*
Shironeki: *smiles* *kisses Kuro*
Kuroneki: *kisses back*
Me: KYAAAAAA. MY POOR POOR HART ⊙♢⊙
Lyra: BREATHE WOMAN!
Haise: *covering Saiko's eyes* Not so fast young lady.
Saiko: EHHHHH ♤0♤
Haise: No buts, Urie, please get this girl a cookie.
Me: lolz Urie Kuki XD
Haise: Quiet Zandy-chan.
//AFTER RECEPTION//
Touka: Human food is pretty cool if you coulf actually digest it.
Nishiki: It doesnt taste like horsecrap~
Me: Okay now Shiro! Kuro!
Shirokuro: Hai?
Me: From now on, you guys are married! Im so proud ♡~♡ moving on. Here's your tickets to Hokaido. Now have fun with your honeymoon~
Lyra: Bye-bye!
Haise: Don't worry, we'll call you guys on skype.
Shironeki: *blushing* how long is our stay there?
Me: 2 weeks.
Kuroneki: Arigato Zandea-chan.
Shironeki: We'll be going now. Good bye everyone.
All: Baiiii
Me: Thanks Len and Rin!
Lyra: Also to Rem and Ram.
Haise: Dad....i can literally see youe future as a priest.
Arima: Shut up.
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