Jokes

Dumb blond

1.Blonde: "What does IDK mean?"

Brunette: "I don't know."

Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

2. How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "flip" on both sides of a sheet of paper.

3.How do you confuse a blonde?

You don't. They're born that way.

4.Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?

She couldn't find the eleven.

5.Why'd the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing out all the W's.

 6.Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

 He's been chasing parked cars.

7.Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on

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1.Two blondes were on their way to Disneyland and came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."

So they went home.

2.Two blondes fell down a hole.

One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?"

The other replied, "I don't know, I can't see.

3.This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker was working.

She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."

4.Two blondes get back to the parking lot only to find they've lost the car keys. The first blonde spends ages trying to unlock the car door with a coat hanger before saying, "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!"

The second blonde replies, "Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"