Zero Percent Club

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New message from Amy!

Amy: Hello.
Sloane: Hey!
Piper: Wassup?
Cassie: Hi girls!
Amy: RoboAmy is back.
Piper: Uhhh.... I'm confused.
Cassie: Oh god, please.
Sloane: Really....
Amy: She has mission to terminate all people of A-Troupe.
Sloane: AMY WHAT
Cassie: She's kidding, guys.
Piper: Uhhh... I don't know about that.
Amy: I have other mission.
Sloane: What's your other mission? 😅
Amy: Why are you nervous, Sloane?
Sloane: Don't kill me. Please.
Piper: Or me!
Cassie: I would like to be happily killed by RoboAmy!
Piper: CASSIE WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
Cassie: I hate everything lol
Sloane: ANYWAY! RoboAmy, what is your mission?
Amy: RoboAmy must steal all of the world's chocolate chip cookies.
Cassie: Why?
Amy: A true friend would have known that I want chocolate chip cookies and would have brought them to me. But NONE OF MY FRIENDS KNEW AND NOW I HAVE TO RESULT TO STEALING THEM!
Piper: Lol relatable
Cassie: Hahahaha
Amy: I am in a police car.
Sloane: WHAT?! Why?
Amy: I stole chocolate chip cookies.
Piper: Oh. You weren't kidding.
Cassie: AMY WE HAVE TO GET YOU OUT OF JAIL
Sloane: GUYS! She's kidding! Seriously, don't take robots seriously.
Piper: She isn't a robot though.
Cassie: Amy?
Amy: Yes?
Cassie: Are you kidding or not?
Amy: Yes, I'm kidding. RoboAmy is gone.
Piper: PHEW! No-one's dead!
Sloane: Except RoboAmy.
Cassie: RIP ROBOAMY WE WILL ALL MISS YOU!
Amy: We should hold a funeral!
Cassie: Awwww that would be sad!
Sloane: Duh, Cassie. It's a funeral.
Amy: Tomorrow night, 5pm at my house!
Cassie: In loving memory of RoboAmy.
Sloane: You scared the shit out of everyone, but no-one cared.
Piper: I don't know how I became friends with you weirdos.
Amy: Oh. And Piper?
Piper: Yeah?
Amy: Check your dance bag.
Piper: I checked. My cookies are gone.
Amy: Hehehehe....
Piper: AMY WHY DID YOU TAKE MY COOKIES
Cassie: SHHHHHH! We are planning a funeral here. RoboAmy might hear you!
Sloane: Cassie. She's dead.
Cassie: Oh. My bad.
Piper: You guys are so weird.

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Hey guys!

This is the weirdest chapter I've ever written. I don't even know what's going on lol 😂

WHY IS TNS TAKING SO LONG TO AIRRRRR? I'm getting really impatient!

Also, 14K? YOU GUYS ARE INSANE! Thank you so much for reading 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

Q: Do you miss RoboAmy?
A: HECK YES I DO! She scares me, but she's funny! 😇💛

I love you all 💕

- Courcipine 💗

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 16, 2017 ⏰

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