Markiplier one shots (smut)

50 shades of floof

(Gamergirl164 commented the name for this, I loved it so THANK YOU GAMERGIRL164) p.s this isn't a serious smut and it's very.... MEMEY

I woke up and saw mark laying next to me, I still wasn't used to his hair being back to black. He woke up and gave a yawn "OH HELLO THERE" he screamed in my face. I loved the way he screamed in my face during the early hours of the morning.

I turn to look at my clock "4:20" it read in bold letters. I can hear mark slowly turning up the volume on his phone to the point I can hear snoop dog screeching in my ear about smoking weed every day.

I go into the bathroom and try to make myself look semi acceptable for blazing with mark. I look into the crystal clear mirror and see a dark figure looking like me
Me:"I'm going to blaze and work today"
Also me: "No you must fuck mark after blazing with him"
Me: "but wor...."
Me: "fuck him"

So I go downstairs and role a doobie. Turning on the freshest of tunes from drake. As PPAP came on mark came down and gave a few tokes from the rocket that'll take him high. As he blows out the smoke he kisses me, making me remember the conversation with dark me, I must fuck mark.

I deepen the kiss, climbing onto of that steap mountain. He leans close into my ear and whispers "I'm gay" in his deep seductive voice causing shivers to go down my spine.

He pushes me down and takes off his pants as well as mine. Grabbing a bottle of Mountain Dew and squeezing it into his mouth Popeye style giving him FULL MONSTER ENEGRY.

It's amazing! He starts going lighting fast at my pussy, giving me all the legitness pleasure I need. My climax is coming, at it's coming hard, like the winters snow.

As I hit my limit, mark yells out "AND THATS THE WAY THE COOKIE CRUMBLES" so loud that the whole neighbourhood can hear. All I'm feeling is a cold sweat on my head. And a wounded pus pus

With mark still inside me, he's whispering the 10 commandments in my ear, making sure I hear his every word.

After he's finished, he huffs and he puffs and he gets his pants back on and goes to make some fresh coffee to refuel his energy, then puts on a movie.

I can't quite remember what it's called but it's some drag queen movie like "bianca hurricane" or the other way round. It was okay but I was focused on mark and how much he looks like flinn rider from tangled.

The rest of the day was pretty normal. I'm not sure why the morning was full of sex and fun. It must have been that coffee mark had

(SO I KNOW! It was short and not that great. But I tried 🤷🏻‍♀️ 😂😂. Thank you SO MUCH! From the bottom of my tiny black heart for all of the comments and love I've been getting from all of you. I started this book a while back and today, when I was going through loads of comments, I noticed many people saying "fifty shades of floof" and honestly everyone who said it cracked me up. Anyway I'm going to work on a better smut now! Have fun and stay safe

Peace ✌🏻-- summa