You were just doing whatever the fuck you like to do, which was talk to Equius. He has been doing some weird as hell stuff, and saying weird as hell things. He says he's going to come over. You wonder if you should help him.
*BANG BANG*
Speak of the devil! You walk towards the door, opening it to find Equius looking very...weird.
"Hey Equi-"
"D --> Highb100d!"
He cuts you off. You don't mind him calling you that. You think it helps him sleep at night.
"Need something Equius?"
"D --> Please highb100d! Command me....!!"
Oh shit. He is going through some breakdown of some sorts. He is sweating bullets right there. He has asked you this a bunch of times, and you would accept, except, this time, he looks REALLY desperate. You have to help...
"D --> I'm a disgusting peasantb100d who needs to be commanded by your royal hand."
He breathes very heavily. This guy needs some major help, good thing you're here. This is like a damn fetish to him, his needy kink. It's disgusting, but you want to help. Since this has happened before, you know EXACTLY what to do, maybe a LOT MORE than usual. You somewhat enjoy ordering him around, and he fucking craves it. You swear he has wet dreams like this. The meaner and heavier the command, the more bliss this gives him.
"You have angered me PEASANTBLOOD! You have interrupted me whilst I was talking! Which enrages me so!"
He breathes even heavier. He is waiting for a command from royalty.
"I command you to BOW DOWN TO YOUR SURPERIOR!"
"D --> AHHH! YES HIGHB100D! I HAVE BEEN AN AWFUL PEASANTB100D!"
He bows like there is no tomorrow. He does need some serious help.
"Get up peasant!"
He gets up.
"GO GET ME A FUCKING DRINK, LIKE WATER, NOW!"
"D --> Yes highb100d! As you command!"
He runs in your hive. You did not allow him to enter your hive. Anything to keep him happy, you point out all his flaws. You can tell from his face and voice that he will masturbate to this.
"GET BACK HERE PEASANT! DID I TELL YOU YOU COULD COME IN HERE WITHOUT MY APPROVAL!?"
He runs back out outside and faces you again.
"D --> No. I'm terribly sorry highb100d! I have been an awful peasantb100d! I need to be punished!"
He says. Excitement growing with every word coming out of his mouth.
"Punished you will be! As your punishment,"
He inhales.
"I order you to eat a handful of DIRT!"
"D --> YES HIGHB100D!"
He kneels down and shoves a handful of dirt in his mouth and swallows it. He enjoyed every second of this punishment.
"NOW RUN TO YOUR HIVE AND GET ME THE WATER THAT YOU FAILED TO GET, OR ELSE YOU WILL RECEIVE AN EVEN WORSE PUNISHMENT!"
"D --> As you wish highb100d!"
He runs off to his hive to get your water. My gog was he fast. It didn't take him long to get your water.
You snatch the water from his hand and drink it all in one gulp and you smash the glass on the ground.
"CLEAN UP THIS MESS NOW!"
"D --> Of course, highb100d."
"You may use my supplies."
"D --> Very well!"
He goes into your hive and gets the cleaning supplies. He frantically cleans the glass mess and throws it away.
"D --> Anything else, highb100d?"
"Yes. Get my chariot and put it outside the door."
"D --> Yes highb100d."
He goes and takes the chariot from your garage and puts it outside. You go outside and see him there. He waits for another command. You get on the chariot.
"Peasant, you will be my horse and pull this chariot. You will go to wherever I tell you to go. I command you! Do I make myself clear?"
"D --> Yes highb100d."
He runs to the front and pulls the chariot around. You go everywhere.
'I could get use to this.'
You think, as you relax on the magnificent ride.
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