"I have been plotting my ingenious campaign of revenge for 50 years!" He exclaims in his stupid frog voice, "I sent Jacob to kidnap Shrek, and I knew you'd go to the bowling alley because I know that you know Jacob loves to bowl, and I knew that you'd eventually end up in the forest where my henchmen were waiting for you."
"If this is your plan, then where is Shrek?!!1!" I scream. I want to punch him, but I am chained to a stone bed very tightly.
"I told Jacob to send him to the torture lairs," he says, "but you can't do anything about it because I am going to KILL YOU!"
"NO!" I shout, "NOOOOOOO!!!!" I struggle to express my anger to him when he is chanting his diabolical laughs of evil.
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