Aries: FUC*, THIS ISN'T FAIR
Taurus: shi*, I haven't lost my virginity yet
Gemini: *sleeps through it*
Cancer: won't stop SCREAMING
Leo: BUT IM NOT A SUPERSTAR YET
Virgo: why is it happening today? My hair looks good today, fml...
Libra: *vlogging as it happens*
Scorpio: finally
Sagittarius: there's so much more stupid shi* I wanted to do, aw man
Capricorn: *spending their last minutes eating*
Aquarius: haha bitc*es, I predicted this exact thing would happen and you didn't listen. Now die... slowly... painfully...
Pisces: *can't even hear what's happening because they're listening to music on max*
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Zodiac Signs
RandomThis is just a normal zodiac book. Have fun reading it!!!! written in like 2014-2016???... idk it's ancient. so sorry if a lot has changed since then. please don't be mad at me!! also i should mention, i found these on the internet (credit to those...
