Marcus' Dare

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Marcus: Can I have a really easy dare?

Chloe: I dare you to swear!

Brandon: Do an acient swear!

Marcus: OK...

Marcus takes a deep breath.

Marcus: Your mother's a @&$"@$&/!),!:!.%*{+}<'&:93'@;&):,?!'#%^*+€*^%~!@ with a big @€£|+~!¥.£\+€~$:9,$@:&,!€~£ and you ate a $;@€{% for breakfast with ):@,&$:!%}+'| moo 6;&',<}*|' so just do a big fat );83!%~*|! And kill a $38;;€{^~€ before the &9:&:&0/>{*£~€|£\¥{£€~!\¥|¥ stickes a $49;! up your 638;!>{+|€ without a );&;$3$>{||]*} and never )39;$39&€}*>! or the 7;&$39€{+|' will repeat.

Chloe: Oh My God, Mark!

Marcus: Don't kill me!

Brandon: We won't!

If something is underlined it is an authors note.

Please don't report this chapter because 1 I people sometimes swear while I actually covered it up just in case and 2 while I wrote this there was an add for some bank.

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