disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Also, this story is supposed to be weird and stupid, so...
So one day, this kid named Naruto with blinding yellow hair was sitting around.
It was a day that everybody liked to sit around on. It was Sitting Day.
Then some random person came to his house and dropped off some poisoned miso ramen.
Unfortunately, nobody was allowed to do anything on Sitting Day, so he had to slide all the way over there. Then he banged the door with his head, picked the bowl in his mouth and kind of just drank it like that.
"Oh noes.. I can feel the poison rushing through my system to my brain which stores my memories in a process of-"
Since the narrator and nobody else wanted to read that, we just assumed he fell asleep.
Then this other emo kid named Sasuke went through the open door and scooted up to Naruto who owed him 11 bowls of ramen.
"Only a true love's kiss can break the spell.." some random background character said from the window with weird lighting. Lightning flashed in the background.
Sasuke closed the window.
If this goes on.. I'll never get an arc where everybody searches for me uselessly!
So he called everybody on his conveniently placed phone that shouldn't even exist.
Of course, for the sake of laziness there was a timeskip and everybody arrived.
"Naruto fell asleep randomly and I need you guys to wake him up so I can- I mean so we can save him."
"ONLY A TRUE LOVE'S KISS-"
Shino closed the window.
"So who volunteers to kiss him?"
99.99% of the people left except for Hinata and a Mary Sue.
"My name is Luna Uzumaki Uchiha. I can break the spell using the power of my kiss and the ten-tailed wolf."
Before anybody could protest, she bent down and kissed him.
Nothing happened.
"You have to break the spell using true love, baka." Hinata said as she bent down to kiss him.
Nothing happened.
"Sasuke, you try. Maybe this is a SasuNaru fanfiction." Luna proposed.
Even though she was a Mary Sue, it was pretty reasonable, so he bent down and kissed him.
Nothing happened.
"Forget this. Let's just raid Naruto's pantry and leave."
So the trio grabbed all his ramen.
"I'm hungry. Can't we eat before we steal all this?" Luna complained.
"Fine."
So Sasuke slapped a pot of ramen on the stove and turned it on. A few minutes later, it was done.
"Which one did you cook?" Hinata asked.
Sasuke checked and it said "Beef Ramen Noodles - Mauchan"
"I hate beef ramen." Everybody said at once.
"What do we do with it?" She asked.
"Throw it away." Sasuke replied.
They went to the trash can near Naruto and started to pour it.
"Wait, can't we just pour it in Naruto's mouth? I mean, it would be much more effective.." He suggested.
Without getting their answers, he walked up to Naruto and poured it in his mouth.
Naruto's eyes shot wide open.
"SO RAMEN WAS THE ANSWER?" Everybody exclaimed at once.
The background character walked in.
"Yep."
Naruto looked around and asked, "Where did my miso ramen go?"
Everybody anime fell.
"So it was a Naruto x Ramen oneshot all along," the author, undertaletrashlol said. "I never expected it."
undertaletrashlol started to leave, but then Luna asked, "Who dropped off the miso ramen?"
"Uhh.. I never really thought of that.." undertaletrashlol said the first name that came to mind. "Shikamaru."
Meanwhile..
Shikamaru sneezed.
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Ideas That Are Not Yet Thoughts (a short story collection)
RandomThis is a collection of ideas I have for a story, and how it would turn out. Also stories I randomly make for no reason.
