THIS JACKASS I SWEAR HE ALWAYS TEASES ME FOR HAVING A COLLAGE OF PHOTOS WITH ALL THE 3 OF US TOGETHER LIKE WHATS SO BAD ABOUT IT!

well maybe I shouldn't have cropped ben out of the majority of the pictures but he was making look less..... Brandi so it's justified!

Brandi crashes the couch
And Ben attacks the fridge and sees my labels
For Brandi
It was a bowl of nachos and guacamole, he takes the note off and serves it and says
Out loud
*Always prepared for OUR likings
His sarcasm was strong and his smirk needed to be wiped off with my kick but he is lucky!
Knowing Brandi his skill is increasing I notice every time we play fight
I'm sure he will learn his size mixed with his odd speed he can take me full power!

But until then,
*grabs pillow and throws it
*hits Ben's head and then I ran and jumped and sat next too Brandi!

She says with a smile
Thanx for the nachos and dip it tastes awesome!!!!

I smiled and said "it's nothing just my usual light snack for you guys!"
-even thou I secretly have a 3 course dinner prepped in the oven and for 3 people and a dessert with a selection of movies accounted for her taste! Noooo I'm not crazy it's called telling I love her like a boss
I got this I know I do!!!

Suddenly I get a text....
it's ben on his phone!!!
"Hey Chris,wow dinner and movies in the cabinet also dessert In The freezer somebody is serious!
Ya want me too leave!? Or you just gonna puss out?

This son of a bitch just loves doing this ahhhh man, I swear I can't get one night without getting his torment! Like I've been trying for 3 years but that doesn't mean I'm gonna pussy out every time!

2-hours later
Brandi says I'm hungry and I sprung up and said I'll now cook dinner!

Making the best steak in the area with the finest cuts from my butcher and a selection of greens from my garden! Lettuce,tomatoes and roses
Well the roses aren't too eat but I'm sure you know what I intend to do, like a cute rose and a I love you confession!!!

30 minutes later the table was set and dinner was set...
Brandi was like that smells so good I could marry you!
*instantly I blushed and felt like a boss but that faded when ben said
Yeah you could but then you'd be forced to eat his salads!!
She laughed and punched his shoulder and said shut up,they taste great!!!

Ben holds his hurt shoulder and laughs,well the ranch helps allot if you drown it!
Suddenly she glares at him and Ben shuts up
*ben....fuck the dark void is back!

Thank goodness
She then smiles and cut her steak and serves her salad and put pepper on it! With no ranch,Ben then drown his salad in ranch and cuts his steak and takes a bite and instantly says "tender,medium/well and juicy" you did a great job man!

Brandi says yes like always his cooking trumps yours! Ben turns and says not my baking thou he can't beat me!

He has a point baking is not fun for me but for Ben it's his craft of sweets that attracts everyones sweet tooth!,he even sold his skills for a girls birthday and was hired twice for different events and then he told her he doesn't want to make a habit of baking and rather!

Just make things out of boredom so it's fun for him until he finds a new hobby!

She respected that and made him a cake! He loved it so much he didn't eat it and left it in his fridge,with the words THANK YOU on it and a letter he left on the fridge!

He gave someone happiness and took so much pride for it and baked for weeks for allot of people with no pay and did it out of kindness!

Brandi personal favorite
Ben's triple killer chocolate layered cake with whipped cream topping and strawberries,and chocolate syrup! He made sick on a plate and she loves it, shark week comes and Ben is ready for her!

Huhhh...
After dinner the roses remained in the fridge the movies were played and I prepared for bed for all of us... then Brandi said living room slumber party and we all crashed in the living room but I forgot me and Brandi were on the long couch and I woke up with her in my arms with a blanket over us that Ben was using! He had nothing,I love this guy he always had my back even being an asshole for majority of the evening he made sure I was happy at the end.

Then I hear her mumble words "just a little bit longer Chris!"
So that's exactly what we did slept in a little longer,and we woke up hungry!!! With the surprise of Ben in the kitchen, he had a batch of banana muffins and tea made!
He also wore a black tuxedo tail coat and served us while on the couch. He then gave Brandi a rose and said compliments of the chef from last nights course!
She laughed and leaned into me and said thanks for the rose tree man!

Ben has officially ben upgraded to my wing man!

A fucking tail coat omfg wow! And he looks like a butler

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