Suicide Squad Men Preferences

ʜᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ (ʙᴏʏs)

Joker :

I was a henchgirl for a rival gang . "Sweet thang I need you to run an errand for me. My supplier wants to see if everything is running smoothly", he said smirking. I rolled eyes. "Is there a reason why you can't go see him", I replied rudely. He grabbed my arm harshly. "Watch your tone with me. I could have you terminated in seconds. Choose your words wisely Y/n", he answered letting me go.

I gave him a fake smile and walked out of his office. 'My boss is lazy, the sooner I leave this hellhole the better', I thought sighing as I drove to the supplier's club. Once I got there, music was playing and strippers were dancing pleasing the crowd. I smiled as I sat on one of the couches. I observed the area trying to find the supplier.

Suddenly , I felt someone place their hand on my shoulder." What's a pretty lady like you doing by yourself", a drunk goon said smiling. I punched him straight in the jaw.
"Don't ever touch me again", I replied kicking his face with my heels. The drunk screamed in pain. Everyone went silent.A man with green hair and tattoos walked up to me ." That's a rarity in any girl. What's your name beautiful", the man replied kissing my hand.

" I'm representing Hugo Ferns. I came here for business and maybe . . . a little pleasure along the way", I said smirking. He smiled at me. " I'm the Joker and your supplier. What's your name doll", he said smirking evilly. My eyes widened.' The Clown Prince of Crime himself. This just got interesting', I thought smirking."My name is Y/n L/n its a pleasure to do business with you", I answered shaking his hand.

Rick Flag :
I am one of the greatest combat soldiers in the world. Amanda trained me herself. I owed her a favor. I was sleeping in my apartment until I heard my phone ring. I groaned and picked up my phone. "Hello Waller , to what do I owe the pleasure ", I said sleepily. She laughed through the phone. "I'm calling in that favor you owe me .I hope you like working with others", I said sternly . I went silent . "This better be good or you owe me a trip to (vacation spot)", I replied . "That can be arranged . Meet me at Belle Reve in 20", Amanda answered hanging up.

I quickly got out of bed and brushed my teeth.' There better be a good reason why she called me , if I get a partner they need to cooperate with me ', I thought spitting out my toothpaste and putting my things away . I wasn't too keen on having a partner . Most of the missions Amanda gave me  only required my skills and no one else. Besides looking after someone was a hassle. Once I finished that I quickly put on a f/c t-shirt and my black cargo pants and black combat boots .

I grabbed my key and headed to the Belle Reve . The ride took at least 10 minutes . Once I reached Belle Reve I parked my car far from the prison . I showed them credentials they nodded and let me through the gates. "So this is Belle Reve , what a dump", I muttered puttting my hands in my pockets .  I was walking the halls trying to find Waller's office . When I found it I knocked softly .  I heard her talking to someone before I heard 'come in',  I opened the door and shut it.

I saw a man with an ordinary green t-shirt , cargo pants , and a gun beside him. "Amanda you didn't say anything about partners ", I said glaring at the man . "Since when are you two on a first name basis .  How come I wasn't informed of this ", he replied angrily . I rolled my eyes, crossed my arms , and waited for her response .

" These people are not human , I figured a partnership between the two of you would keep them in line.  If the squad complete their mission they get 10 years off their life sentences . Are there any  questions ", she said sternly . I groaned at her.

"You know me Waller, working with partners isn't my strong suit . Is there anything else you need me for . I hate babysitting ", I answered angered slightly . "I'm not too keen on you either princess . Follow my orders , and you'll be home in on piece ", He replied sternly . I scoffed at him .  " My name is Y/n L/n , don't wear it out ", I said calmly . "Rick Flagg ", he answered holding out his hand . I shook it and left the room.

' What a hot head , thinks he's entitled to everything . Rick's lucky he's cute. This partnership might not be so bad ', I thought smiling . 'Y/n is arrogant and self centered. Waller teamed her with me for a reason . Let's see if what she can do is useful. I'm looking forward to this ', he thought smirking as he left Waller's office .

El Diablo :

I am a new inmate at Belle Reve. I had the power to control and manipulate all four elements. Amanda Waller needed another so called 'monster' to recruit  . Luckily , I fit the bill. They held me in a special cell . The soldiers fed me through a special tube . "Hey freak wake up its breakfast time ", he said banging on my cage.

I glared at him as he poured food down the tube . "You're lucky I'm feeding you. Freaks like don't deserve to be here . At least with Task Force X  . . . Flag will kill you the second you go bad", he replied . I blew boiling water in the tube , making him burn his hand. He quickly removed his had screaming in pain . I smirked at his reaction.

"You little bitch . .  . ", the soldier yanked the tube . He caused me to choke . "If you ever disobey me again , you will do more than choke ", he answered walking away . The soldier left me on the floor leaving me to think about what I had done . ' Task Force X better let me release some steam', I thought getting off the floor .

Next Day

Diablo POV

Today is the day that Task Force X would be put into action. That unknown assassin had too many leaks in his file to join. The guards quickly got flushed me out of my cell. "You know there's a whore just like you here  . . . she burned my hand. I hope she goes  bad and Flag destroys her", he said and smirked . I frowned at him.

'I haven't even met the girl.This dude shouldn't talk about her that way', I thought slight irritated . "You shouldn't talk to her that way . Karma might come and bite you in the ass", I replied tired . Just then I was strapped to along with Harley , Deadshot, Killer Croc, and everybody else.

A few minutes later , the rest of the soldiers pulled up another metahuman with
h/l h/chair, e/c eyes, and s/c skin. The woman looks like she was sleeping.  One of the soldiers hit her in the stomach with a baton. She immediately woke up."Merry Christmas",
Y/n replied groggily. The squad laughed.

Y/n POV
"Get me out of this thing", I struggling. The guards quickly united me from the chair. "Is the burn healing well soldier Vick",  I replied rubbing my wrists. Vick glared at me. Harley smiled at me. "I like her it'd be great to have another girl on the team",  she said sternly. I winked at her and chuckled. " The more the merrier", I said walking to my trunk.  I smiled happily as I quickly changed clothes.

"I saw that little trick you did to the guard", the guy replied. "Yeah what of it", I answered putting a shirt on. "He got what he deserved treating you the way he did. I'm  Diablo, but you can call me Chato", He answered giving me a small smile . I grinned at him and kissed his cheek. Chato blushed at the gesture ."Its nice to find a friend in a dump like this", I said .