I was standing in the mall with my best friend Evan, when all of a sudden this bouncy, blue-haired, skinny-as-fuck girl walks up to us. "EEEEEEK!!!! EVAAAAAANNNN!!!! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN LIKE FOREVER!!!!!" Ouch. That hurt my ears. Evan brings Shrieker Girl into a bear hug. "Katy! It's been a week," he says with an annoyed look on his face.
"Whale. I know that. But..." she stops and looks at me. I blush. Do I look good? Let's see, my jet-black hair is perfectly straight, my "Hulk" green eyes are coated in light black eyeliner. I'm wearing my tight Black Veil Brides t-shirt with my ripped white skinny jeans and about 5 belts. 3 chains, 1 Pierce The Veil seat belt-belt, 1 "I <3 BOOBIES" belt. Yeah. I look good.
"Ermahgerd. YOU'RE PERFECT!! I WANT YOUR HAIR, I WANT YOUR EYES, I WANT YOUR SHIRT, I WANT YOU PANTS, I WANT YOUR BELTS, I WANT YOUR SHOES, I WANT YOUR FACE." She said that last part kind of... Rapish... I felt a little scared to be honest. But I brushed it off cause she's cute.
"Um. Hi.. I'm Alex, nice to meet you, Walking Cotton Candy." I joked
"OOOOOH! I like this one, Evan. Why haven't you forced me to meet him, yet? That's just rude! STARVING ME!! STARVING ME OF LOVE!!" she dramatically put her hand to her forehead and fell to the floor causing a scene. She started to yell even louder and cry when Evan pulled her up and covered her mouth and picked her up over his should while dragging me out of Hot Topic.
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~Katy Lee~
Why is he taking me and pretty-boy Alex out of Hot Topic? Did I do something wrong? No. It was Alex. Ew. Evan's hand smells weird. I licked his hand to make him move it.
"Gross! What the fuck!" he yelled.
"You know, your hand tastes very weird. Have you jacked off today? I taste something.... It's kinda sticky and salty. YOU DID! YOU JA-" he covered my mouth again. I looked at pretty boy on the other side of Evan's shoulder and he was laughing.
"Dude. Did you really jack off?" he said through fits of laughter. What is it about this boy I find so... Alien-like. I have to ask him. I licked Evan's hand again and reluctantly he moved it. "So Alex! Are you like an alien from outer-space that probes Evan's butthole at night while silently stroking your dick and kissing his neck?" they both give me a weird look.
"Um. No! I don't kiss his neck! He's the one who does the neck kissing in this relationship." he smirked. I felt Evan's shoulder jerk and realized he punch Alex in the arm. Damn. This is a long walk out of the mall.
About ten minutes later we finally reached the doors and he carried me to his car and put me in the back seat, while Alex got up front. I had just noticed for the first time that Alex was kind of built. Yum <3.
