2day was meh Bday. I was turning 6666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666669 years old. Meh BFF Malcolm 1466 made a suprize partie. How fun! He texted me and said 'tis:
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I was so raged that I had 2 go 2 Malcolm's house and I was not prepared. I didn't even get 2 finish meh ogre soup. I made ogre soup and I used Fiona cause she was annoying but it's ok now becuz she is gone now Hahahaha. Wen I got 2 Malcolm's house he was hiding behind a couch.
"Wtf are u doing malcolm" I asked him.
"SUPRIZE!" Snoop Dogg and Malcolm1466 and Peppa Pig and Jacob Sartorius shouted at meh.
"Why r u shouting guyz thatz so mean!!" I roared with my loud ogre voice.
"It waz a suprize we are not mad we are celebrating ur birth, u fattie ogre." Malcolm told meh.
"O rite lol"I laughed my ogre laugh.
We danced to snoop dogg's song: Shake That. It waz fun. Den we made fun of Trump and Fiona and Donkey. They were my moral enemies. Later on I got sum presents. HOORAY!
Malcolm gave meh a stick. I loved it.
Snoop Dogg gave meh his CD with his autograph. I was happy.
Peppa gave meh her brother, George, but not only George, she gave meh George's dead body. It was cool.
And last, Jacob sang 4 meh.
"Hey were is my gift u fattie." I said to him
"I sang 4 u." He said
"Lol ok" I responded
It was gr8. Make sure 2 follow for dayelie updates on meh lief in 'tis dieary! Bye!
