Before you read this book, please bare in mind that I don't mean to offend anyone. These are my opinions and you are entitled to have your own and I would love it if you shared them in the comments. This book is both for comedic value and to give advise to other Wattpad users and aspiring writers. I apologise for my rants as I am very passionate about reading and writing and can get worked up about it. Anyway, thanks for even reading this :3
Honestly, I cannot count the amount of times I have read fan fictions that have two characters do it or it is implied that they did it only to have the woman immediately take a pregnancy test and find out she's pregnant!
The worse one I've read:
Two GIRLS: *has sex*
One of the FEMALES: *goes to bathroom*
The same WOMAN: *screams holding up positive pregnancy test*
The other GIRL: Wow! We're going to be mothers!
The readers: What...? They're both females...? They literally JUST did it. JUST. RIGHT THAT SECOND. I FEEL SORRY FOR THE OTHER GIRLS HAVING TO LISTEN TO THAT! IT MAY NOT HAVE BEEN DESCRIBED BUT THOSE HORRIFIC SOUNDS WERE! Why am I even reading this...?
This is not the sims! It does not take a day to two to realise like in the sims 3! It does not immediately happened once you have sex like in the sims 4! This is not the sims! It often goes unnoticed until the women realises her period is late like one to three weeks later! There have been cases of it going unnoticed for months into the pregnancy!
THIS IS NOT THE SIMS!
PEOPLE ARE NOT SIMS!
*Slams head against table*
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