Wouldn't it be entertaining if instead of swearing, we used one of these substitution words?
F***
1. Fudge
2. Flumples
3. Ferg
4. Fudgebunny
5. Fluffy
6. Fud
7. Flurk
8. Fish
9. Fuzz
10. Hippopotamus
Sh**
11. Shoot
12. Shmoop
13. Shmeh
14. Shovel
15. Shuttle
16. Shkittles
17. Shuck
18. Shirt
19. Shoft
20. Hippopotamus
Da**
21. Dang
22. Dong
23. Ding
24. Duck
25. Derp
26. Dufflebag
27. Darn
28. Dirkédirk
29. Dup
30. Hippopotamus
H***
31. Hug
32. Herk
33. Heck
34. Huck
35. Hippopotamus
B****
36. Bish
37. Bash
38. Bosh
39. Bush
40. Hippopotamus
A**
41. Bunny
42. Horse
43. Ostrich
44. Zebra
45. Elephant
46. Whale
47. Armadillo
48. Octopus
49. Duck
50. Hippopotamus
Examples:
"What the fuzz are you doing?"
"I don't give a shmoop, go to hippopotamus!!!"
"Why are you always such a bush? Now get your derp elephant down here before knock the living hug out of your shovelly little head."
"Fine you fudding dumbwhale! I'm coming! But I still don't give a shmoop! Flumples you!"
YOU ARE READING
The How To Be Awesome List
HumorYes! This is the result of my TOTAL boredom, especially at night. They are mostly lists... strange lists. Enjoy them! And take them into consideration. Be awesome m(_ _)m
