Random was eating some cochayuyos rostizados in his new trip to New Welland, the capital of Mojitos. Three monks went to talk to him, because they liked the size of his tie.
"Hello mister, how are you" said one of the monks. He was eating a Ben Affleck picture that he had taken from a grocesory store, and licking his eyes.
"I'm fine, do you need something" said Random. He didn't want to be rude, but he had to be at his house at 10pm, to watch the Beatles vs Colo Colo match on HBO, before his cereal was out of line.
"I was just admiring your tie" responded the monk.
"Oh, really? That's kind of RANDOM. Don't you think?"
"No, not really"
Then the monk exploted, and the other ones turned into Chinese businessmen, who were trying to sell their last copy of Saw II at the supermarket.
"#$%$%" said one of the chinese.
"What? sorry, i'm not hungry"
"I said... Can i go to your house and bite your couch?"
"Oh, uhm, ok"
And the chinesemen and Random went to Random's house. It was a nice house, it had ten doors, eleven windows, it had a door leading to the other 8 doors that led to his bedroom window, so he could see his bathroom from his eye.
"I like your tie" said the chinesemen. A strange fluid was coming out of his eye, it was grey, like blood.
"Thanks, hey buddy, you got something in your..."
But as he was saying that, Roland Deschain appeared in one of his doors.
"JAKE, WE NEED TO GO BACK TO MIDWORLD, THE CRIMSON KING IS..." and then Roland realized he wasn't in New York, actually he didn't know where the fuck he was.
"Sorry, i thought it was the desert" said the gunslinger, and then he dissapeared.
"Whoah, that was... HEY, what are you doing?"
As he turned, the chineseman was licking Random's walls, and punching himself on his endoplasmic reticulum. As he was doing this, the TV was on, and then it turned off.
"Hey, look out" shouted Bilbo Baggins, as he was landing on Sherlock Holmes lap. " I don't Dr. Watson knows how to..."
"OH HE DOESN'T" shouted James Moriarty "But you're coming with me!"
James Moriarty took Random, you know, RANDOMLY and they went to another world.
"Where am i?" asked Random, as the chinese guy was trying to find the cure of cancer with his socks, but he was too tired for Wrestling now.
"Hello Random, welcome to Narnia."
And as he realized himself, he was in fact in Narnia, and the elves were gay.
