@StrangeArtist4ever No toast for 3 ask.
PG:Phht easy!
Me: heh I don't think that's a good idea-
PG: I'VE GOT THIS IN THE BAG!!
Me:Um ima just watch Steven Universe- OH WAIT I CANT *Plops and sobs grossly*
PG:*Grins*
((One hour lata))
Me:*Walks downstairs*So Vic-OH FUCK!
PG:*Tackles me*WHERE IS IT MAN!?!
Me:um,where's what?
PG:MY TOAST MAN,MY TOAST!!!
Me:Get the fuck off me !
PG:*Holds knife to throat*I'LL DO IT.D-DON'T THINK I WON'T
Me:listen to yourself Your like a fucking crack head!
PG:*Starts itching everywhere*N-no I'm not
Me:*Kicks him off and stands up*
PG:*Grips my shirt*C'mon man lemme just pay you-
Me:NOPE You've gotta deal with this on ya own!*Trying to break free*
PG:LEMME PAY YOU,YOU KNOW IM GOOD FOR IT!!
Me:*Bites his hand and runs upstairs*
PG:*Grabs camera*This. Is.Not.Over.
((I might die why...why))
YOU ARE READING
Ask Purple Guy
Random*Screams in your ears*ASK AND DARE PURPLE GUY,IF YOU WANT TO PUNCH HIM- P.G:NO! . . . . . . . . . . . . Me:He Said "IT'S COOL"
