The Ships of Life

Prologue

"Yo yo yo!! Wattpad, what's up?!"

"You know perfectly well what's up, now what on earth are you bothering me for?" Wattpad groaned a bit, he really needed more sleep, but work was the priority. Especially when one of your team was way too laid back, yet hyperactive at the same time.

"I got the mail! There's loads for you though, like, why so much? I've hardly got any!" The one in question, Autocorrect, waved a bunch of envelopes around, before finally placing them on Wattpad's desk.

"Come on, come on, open it! Why've you got so much mail?" Wattpad sighed and carefully tore open the envelope.

KaitlinAnnetteDavis just mentioned you in Tag :3

KaitlinAnnetteDavis just mentioned you in Tag :3

KaitlinAnnetteDavis just mentioned you in Tag :3

KaitlinAnnetteDavis just mentioned you in Tag :3

Ugh, how many of these were there? Autocorrect snickered behind him, as Wattpad opened, read, tossed and repeated.

"Rough time, huh?" Not seeming very sympathetic, of course.

Wattpad was reaching breaking point by now, with a "You try being a website, how hard do you think that is?" He trembled, and glared straight at Autocorrect, straight in the eye. But even though he was acting tough, he realised himself that what he really needed was some sympathy. Something he wasn't going to get today.

"Tiring, hm? You try being a software, isn't it hard, Siri?" Autocorrect cocked his head to the side, towards a woman wearing a headset at a desk at the far side of the room.

"Please refrain from bringing me into this conversation." Blunt, and brutal.

Autocorrect pouted, clearly trying to come up with a good comeback, before smirking."You know, I ship you and this Kaitlin..."

Another voice piped up from the corner opposite Siri, "We need a ship name, how 'bout WattKate?"

"Dankness, not you too?!"

"Ohmigosh that's perfect!!"

"Come on Siri, what do you think of WattKate?"

Wattpad sighed. His colleagues were idiots. His idiots.

"Ok, gotta run, like, badda bing badda bang and he's gone!" Saying so, Autocorrect disappeared, leaving behind a note.

WattKate will reign >:3 mwahahaha

Wattpad looked at the pile of opened letters on his desk. He needed to check who this was. This Kaitlin who kept mentioning him.

Wait what.

Her friends had shipped her with him too.

The ship name?

WattKate.

"Ohoho... looks like it's meant to be... hmm, Wattpad?"

"HOW DID YOU GET BACK HERE SO FAST?!" Wattpad actually jumped in his chair. Sure, Autocorrect had been his friend for a long time, but he knew that he would never get used to Autocorrect's speed.

"Someone said they hated me..." Autocorrect pouted again, trying to get some sympathy, because just like him, Wattpad was a big-hearted softie who couldn't help but help those who were feeling down, except he definitely showed it more than Autocorrect did. Dankness laughed, because he knew that Autocorrect got this stuff all the time, and was tough enough not to take it to heart.

"My End User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies." All eyes turned to Siri.

"WHUT. SIRI."

"O.o"

"Another marriage request, huh? How are you so popular?" Wattpad's day was getting weirder and weirder by the second.

"Oh no, don't worry, they aren't serious, so they aren't even an option!" Siri laughed, and turned back to her computer screen.

Everyone else did too, while Autocorrect spun in his chair.

"Dankness, what do you actually do?"

"I was born of memes, so now I spread them. Eeesi."

Dankness turned back to his computer.

Autocorrect kept spinning in his chair, which had started squeaking by now.

"Tsk."

Wattpad was a bit annoyed, but what could he do? His friend hadn't been given a computer and instead had to rely on his speed to get his job done, so when he finally had a quiet moment, why not let him relax?

Autocorrect's chair was positively groaning by now, as Dankness put on some headphones, while Siri turned up the volume on her headset.

This... this was not how he'd imagined his day would come to, as Autocorrect's chair snapped in half, sending him flying. Wattpad dove down under his desk, as did everyone else, and watched him do a couple of backflips, before finally landing on the floor and running to the bathroom.

"I was sick XD" Rubbing the back of his neck, Autocorrect grabbed the two halves of his chair and put them next to the bin, before sitting in the middle of the floor.

Wattpad sighed a deep, heartfelt sigh. They were really going to have to get a desk and computer for Autocorrect, this was the third time this month.

Dankness threw a packet of Smarties to Autocorrect, with a ✌️ gesture. He also threw some sweets to Siri, wait, were those actual computer chips? Wattpad shook his head and pushed his glasses up his nose, he had work to do! Just barely managing to grab the Pop Tarts that were thrown his way, he turned back his computer screen.

"Oh, Dankness... Siri... Autocorrect?" They turned their heads towards him, wondering what he was going to say.

"You've been shipped too!"

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