Meatball?
"My meatball's saucy!" My sister said and my other 2 siblings laughed.
"Well, my meatball's rolling." I said and they laughed harder.
"Roasted!" I said and crossed my arms and stuck my tongue out at her.
End.
Pineapples?!
I gotta pen, I got an apple. Eugh! ApplePen!
I gotta pen, I gotta pineapple. Eugh! PineapplePen!
ApplePen, PineapplePen. Eugh! Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen!
End.
H-apple?!
My heart beats for you.
What?
My heart only beats for you.
Oh, I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to my apple.
What's his name?
H-apple.
What's that supposed to mean?
He's a heart shaped apple! Duh!
Oh, idiot.
End.
Jokes!
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe stop it!
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