Cat quote
I got to class late and my teacher said I'm a turtle
You- But I'm a cat not a turtle.
Teacher- Ok fine your a very very slow cat. Now go to your chair.
You- Hey what's the answer for this.
Friend- 582
Teacher- KITTY STOP BEING A CHEETAH!
You- Ok but I'm not a cheetah I'm a lynx.
Teacher- ugh...
Ocean jokes
1: Are you 'Shore' you want a question?
Language advised; 2: Don't be such a 'Beach'.
3: I 'Fish' you would stop.
4: I could 'Krill' you!
Question; 5: Guess what the ocean did to greet the other ocean?
Answer: he 'Waved'.
Time for; Random stories! With: Nightmare!
*Mentally talking* Seems to be... Ah yes, The Cade mother!! That witch is back from the dead! How will we live!?
Cade mom: Too late little girl!
Me: Excuse you girl! But I am a man!
Cade mom: Oh really! How about now! *Swings knife at my face*
Me screaming like a little girl: Omg! How could you! Omg! My beautiful face! My beautiful face!
Cade mom: That was akward.. ('-') I swear I can 'Krill' that child.
Me: You monster! That's it I'm calling the cops! *Dials 9-1-1*
Cade mom: I am so dead ('-')
Police: Drop the knife!
Cade mom: Ok! 'Throws knife hoping to miss the cop, but accidentally hits his face and kills him* ('-') I am so going to die. Oops.
Friend: Omg! She killed Jenny!
Brother: She killed my girlfriend!
Me: Alright calm down! All we have to do is kill the killer!
Cade mom: Nah, uh, uh!
Me turning around and screaming like a little girl with my friends: Omg I am so.. going to die!
Cade mom facepalming: Idiots... *hears really akward noise* ('~')
Me: Oh cmon! Really Jeff!
Jeff: Well sorry it come out at times when I am nervous!
New short story with; NightmareUnicorns!
When I walked outta the house I saw a ghost. "Boo." He said and made a weird face. "Ha! That's hilarious!" I laughed out. He turned and walked away. "Wait! I-I didn't mean it!" I yelled and he continued on his way, ignoring me. "Now I'm all by myself." I said and cried.
End.
Jokes I'm making up!
Yo I'm falling.
From where?
You
How?
Cause I love you
Fuck this!
End.
Jokes?
Hey I'm fluffy!
Are you a unicorn?
Dancing on a?
Rainbow?
Where's the rainbow!
Idiot.
End.
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Random things I write in random places
HumorThis is a 'Book' about random things, as the title says. I will try ti write, I got some ideas from @Boonanaa she writes fanfics on video games, books, movies... and all that. So what I am doing right now is I am shouting out to, @Boonanaa + @Victor...
