Tf2 x Reader Oneshots

Necrophilia had me like Pyro x reader

So y/n has been in the red base for about 69 days (2 months) serving as a pyromaniac. Even tho there's enough fucking lunatics running around you, some hormonal 6999 year old, decided to be a Pyro. As the battles keep coming, you start communicating with others, getting along and sexually harassing Scout like the botch he is. Your allies are medic, sniper and spy. Heavy was timid around you, maybe it's the time he saw you buttsecksing scout like the inner ogre you are. But you didn't mind. Demo man,,, he was usually drunk so you don't interact with him. But Pyro,
O h
o Hhhhhhhahshdhdkdjelfnd
You always thought Pyro was waifu material af
You didn't care that spy teased you for it , but today was the day. Your gonna confess your sins to him. Even tho you were a complete Dandere.

35 minutes later..
Blue base was attacking reer base like some sort of terrorists. Everyone panicked since everyone was having a good ceasefire day, so no one had their weapons on them. Everyone was held hostage cuz plot. Y/N was tied to a blu medic's table for 'science' even tho it wasn't. "Aight hamie *ahem* sorry Mah voice janged a vit. Vlu soljeer teldw meh I have to teak your organs out vecuz vhy zhe heil naught. Heyheehahahyig." Says medic as he takes out some giant skiszirs. "Oh shit hamie plz no do that" pouted y/n. "Ok" responded medic, letting why en free. "Now to save Pyro since he's my wife. Y/n looked all over and basically killed all of the blue team, she got mad rhy she didn't find her love of her life... until she heard muffled dying horses. "Pyro-kun?" "Mmmph mmmph hudda!" Pyro came running at you in joy, since he missed his friends and the only person he could find was y/n because plot. He embraced you killing you instantly. Then he made love to a corpse. Teh end

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(Thanks fo reading OvO, I'll be making a part two or sniper x readherp derp soon! 10 reads and I'll do spy x readherp derp)