msand: you have really nice earrings, they would look great on my nightstand
wildbcy: what??
msand: I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Cocked Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
wildbcy: do i know you??
msand: do you want to get to know me?? ;)
msand: are you a storm chaser? because I can give you the blowing of your lifetime
wildbcy: dude i'm not even gay
msand: don't knock it until you try it!! unless you want to knock into me!
wildbcy: alright that's enough goodbye
msand: enough?? But you didn't even use the safe word :'(
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Fanfiction(Bratt) What do you get when an overworked, heartbroken bartender that is studying architectural design and a sexually confused teenager that gets into a lot of fights meet on Snapchat? This book.
