chill the fuck out

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"elizabeth...elizabeeeeth" i am currently chasing her around the house.

its been two days and she wont talk to me. i even used my higher ruling against her. you know the.

'As princess of hell i order you to stop'

she rolled her eyed and walked away.

i dropped on her my knees and pleaded with her.

"Elizabeth Marie, pleaseeeeeeee"

if you havent realized we- people of hell- dont do 'last names' we do first and middles? i guess.

WAIT. since it's not in the middle isnt that technically a last name?

AH I MUST TELL MY D-

'heh hem' she cleared her throat

"right. please elizabeth, you know i couldnt replace you you mean too much. i hang with her because i need friends on earth too. i mean look at me i'm too hot to be a socially awkward nerd."

she reluctanly laughed before groaning.

"Fine, but the two weeks i'm here i want that bitch gone"

i laughed hesitantly, "well, i kinda promised her a girls day out tomorrow----- but, i want you to come" i squeezed in before she could fuss

"you've got to be shitting me" she screamed

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"So how about cotton candy?" elizabeth asked as we passed the booth in the mall

"i'm feelin ice-cream" giselle challenged her

"but the booth is right here"

"so? ice-cream is cheaper"

"so-fucking-what cheap ass bi-"

"let carley choose"

"wuuuuht" minion moment

i actually hate those yellow bastards. speaking gibberish and shit. i dont get why people obesess over the little fucktards-

"carley" they both yelled.

i was completely oblivious to their 'frindship fussing'

"what do you two hoes want? ouh icec-"

elizabeth shot me a 'say it and i fucking kill you and her'

"flavored cotton candy" i coated it

she nodded her head in triumph before smiling

"what? you love icecream. what the fuck?"

"honestly, i dont fucking care. you two need to grow up. you hoes getting on my nerves. until you get this shit together dont talk to me"

they groaned as walked away

"but i dont like this bitch" elizabeth yelled and giselle growled at her

"puppy" elizabeth spat

whatever.

ooouh this is cute i say picking up nice looking yoga pant in VS (victoria secrer)

"hey slut"

i know that voice

"hello whore, the fuck brings you here?"

"hmm people come to the mall to shop so you tell me"

"clever." i smile before grabbing 4 pair of the same pants in different colors

"you dont even wear pant"

"i beg to differ, there was that one time that i- well that other time- the day before---oh fucking well, i like them"

she rolled her eyes, "why dont you wear pants?"

"if you must know slut, my dad would re-kill me if i dared dressed like.....well, you"

"screw you, Carley Grace, whatever the fuck your last name is....btdubbs, who's your dad?"

"sat-" i stopped myself and looked around before pulling her close

she sat interested ready for gossip

"do you know the muffin man"

"fuck you carley" she burst into laughter and so did i while everyone stared.

"who are you here with? we could shop"

"ugh, elizabeth and giselle"

"the new girl and hot nerd? she is really hot now"

"You're welcome" i said flipping my hair

"who dyed your hair?"

"dye? bitch this my hair"

her eyes widened and she ran her fingers through my hair.

"oh wow, are you a red wolf?"

"i'm not a dog"

she growled at me and rolled her eyes

"what are you"

i looked around meeting everything but her gaze

"that deep?"

"yah" i nodded

"its fine, you dont have to tell me if ya dont wanna"

i bucked my eyes, "thanks emma, You're a pretty good whore"

"you're not so bad yourself slut"

"CARLEY what the hell we've been looking everywhere for you, we have to go"

"what? why? emma and i were-"

"ooouh, more sluts." this man licked his lips and pulled giselle closer to him

"dude get the fuck off of her---elizabeth why didnt you do anything" i whispered the last part.

"he's too strong"

"what? how?"

"i dont know"

"Oouh a red head"

"dont touch me" i slapped his hand away from my face

"carley we know that You're tough, but stop" emma whined

"do as the pretty blonde says" he petted my head

thats it

i grabbed his balls with my hands and uses all the might i could to squeeze them

"let her go" i said as he got lower and lower to the ground on his knees

an soon as i saw blood and let got and we ran to our cars.

"THAT WAS FUCKING WICKED" giselle yelled as i unlocked the front door

"carley" i heard i male voice

i looked up and dropped my keys when i saw

"jason?"

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