1* pick-up lines
1) Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
2) Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
3) Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
4) If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
5) Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
6) I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
7) Are you a dictionary? Because you bring meaning to my life.
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The last one tho. Hope these made you laugh a little. I kind of died when I read number five. so lame, such a shame. that was a rap. what now
a cow. im so poetic its not even funny.
oke, im going to stop now. ._.
love,
maz.
p.s. flying blue cows are sexy
p.p.s you should check out "when the lights go out" & my side account @forgetmeknots bcuz ur so beautiful i forgot my reason
