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fun, cheesy pick-up lines are back. I didn't make most of these up, so disclaimer disclaimer. hope these make you laugh :) xo mazilla

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3* pick-up lines 

1) Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be fine print. 


2) Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night. 


3) I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but . . .

I'm batman. 


4) On a scale from 1 to 10, I am 9 and your the 1 I need. 


5) Are you a soccer net? Because I think I just scored. 


6) You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.


7) If you were a transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine. 

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