The real Smut

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"But you didn't have to go and punch her babe!" Harry exclaimed from behind Haymitch.

"Well the hell I didn't." I shout back, shoving Haymitch.

"Hey now sweetheart." Haymitch says kicking a dolphin.

"Sharkeisha. Stop. For the love of ghad." Harry Yells at me while touching my shoulder.

So then I started punching him because eerybody knows you ain't gon touch no sharkeisha.

Da end

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