Fifty Shades of Cage [Nicolas Cage x Reader]

Oh shit what is up Lads {Part 3}

After a v v wild night with your most favourite person in the world, Nicolas Cage, he had a question to ask you.
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[y/n] sighed deeply as she got up from bed. After a v v wild night with her boyfriend, Nicolas Cage, she couldn't feel her legs. "I have crippling depression." She said as she jumped from the bed into a wheelchair.

Nicolas woke up with a loud bleat, his growing erection making him ache.

Morning wood.

RIP the Nick.

Nicholas decided to do the best thing he can do during these tough times

He grabbed his phone, and turned the Nutshack on. Wanking his salami to Tito Dick, Dickman baby

[Y/N] gasped as Tito Dick, the god himself, burst into the room, his large wang slapping her in the face.

Tito Dick began to fucc the woman right there and then, cumming in like 10 seconds.

He's 70 or some shit, don't blame the man.

Nicolas gasped as he burst into the room "Richard no I thought we had something special"
The man performed a cry

Tito Dick began to fuck Nicolas in the ass
Uttering those beautiful words
"I am going to nut in your shack"

[Y/N] began to wank her non existent dick off as Nicolas beat the fucking shit out of the man of dicks.

Suddenly
It happened

Steve Buscemi had burst into the room upon a valiant steed, his 18 inch dick out. Fresh blood covered his shaft, from the many anuses he had reamed

With consent of course
Rape is bad.

Nicolas picked [Y/N] up and flied away, sharting all over Steve.
Causing the other man to die instantly.

Nicolas looked at [Y/N], before gesturing to his dick. An engagement ring on it.
"Marry me or I will eat your shins."

[Y/N] gasped loudly and shit herself, before performing her longest ever yeeee boi

And suddenly

They all just fucking exploded
{The end. For now.}