Key: Bre (me :D) as Cartman
Ken (MiniTiggerz) as Kyle
Alex (imjackinitinsandeigo) as Stan
Pam as Kenny
Rosey as Butters
Kali as Craig
Phil as Bradley
Blue as Pip
Ice as Wendy
Important note: I DO NOT OWN ANY BRAND NAMES IN THIS STORY!
It was a quiet, peaceful morning in the town of South Park. Everyone was beginning to wake from their peaceful sleep. But one girl was about to be awoken, well, to a bit of a shock. Bre smirked as she crept quietly to Ken's window. The girl then lifted her fist and banged as hard as she could on the glass.
*BANG BANG BANG!*
"AHH!" Ken exclaimed, sitting up in surprise. Her shock slowly faded and turned to annoyance. "God dammit Bre," she cursed under her breath. She looked out the window and sure enough, her fatass friend was waiting for her, her face pressed against the panel.
"Get up you lazy shit!" Bre yelled. Ken groaned and got up, stomping through the house to open the door for her.
"Can I help you?" The brunette asked, irritated.
"AH BLGRTSLIIIIP!" her friend screeched. She then ran off down the street. Ken shook her head and couldn't help but smiling before putting on her orange coat and green hat then taking off after Bre.
Ken arrived, panting, at the place Bre had led her, Stark's Pond. All of her friends were there, except for Rosey.
"What the fuck are we here for?" Alex asked, rubbing his tired eyes.
"Okay everyone, listen up!" Bre loudly told them all. "You're all here beca-"
"Everyone but Rosey, have you forgotten her?" Blue piped up.
"Shut up and let me finish explaining!" Bre retorted. "Now, you're all here because Black Friday is rolling around, and so is Rosey's birthday!" Pam's eyes lit up excitedly, and the brown haired leader took notice. "No Pam, you can't be a Japanese princess."
"Aww," he sighed sadly.
"Okay, but what the hell does any of that have to do with us?" Alex questioned, irritated.
"Well if you would take the dildo out of your ass, then you would be able to understand that I want all of you to come with me to get Rosey a really cool present!"
"I'm out," Kali said, flipping Bre off.
"Oh hell no, I am not doing this bullshit again," Alex ranted. "I'm with Kali." But that wasn't going to happen. Bre ran up and attacked both of her friends, crushing them with her deadly rolls of fat. The adolescents fell to the ground with an oomf, and Ken had to walk over there and pull Bre off of the two before she killed them.
"Come on guys, I want to be at home just as much as you, so can we please just get on with it?" Phil asked, irritated as well.
"Yea okay, so the plan is," Bre continued as Alex and Kali stood up, pissed, "is that we become the most badass superheros in town, and fight those crackheads to get the best presents ever, at a hella good price!" No one looked as sure as the red coated girl.
"But what if we get caught? I don't know about this Bre, if my grandma found out then-"
"Come on Phil," Bre encouraged, putting an arm around his shoulder, "we'll work something out!"
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South Park as Us
FanfictionI'm back guys! And this time, I wrote a story about my friends and I as South Park characters! Their names have been changed to the names of my friends, so you will know who's who because I will put a key in the beginning of the story. This is also...
