Bad Parents

Cletus

Hi, Im Cletus. I go to Bullsh*t Academy. Of course that isn't its real name, but it is full of bullsh*t. I don't have any friends there, or anywhere, but that's not a problem. I don't need friends, there is this one guy though. That I really like... I'm not gay though, I just like guys rather than girls. Thats not being gay. Is it?
Oh well I don't care, I'm way out of his league anyway. I know that I can't be gay. My mom says I'm gay, but she hates me so I don't care what she says, I hate her too. I know she's my mom... But I hate her!
I don't know who my dad is, or where he is. My mom says I'm gay just like him! My dad can't be gay! He married my mum... Didn't he?
I asked my mom if they got married, she said no, she won't tell me why though. I've asked her but she just says "F*ck off Cletus!"
Oh wait! Yes! I do have one friend, Palette, her parents hate her too. But she has both of them! How sh*t must that be! Anyway, enough about me, you should hear her story.