(based on me when I broke my arm last year)
As Bill Nye walked down the street, with scientists hanging onto his lab coat and touching his face, he kept walking regardless of the crowd behind him. Then a little boy walked down the street with a pink cast on his left arm. Bill Nye abruptly stopped in front of the boy and said "Little boy how did you break your arm?" The boy replied "I ate a donut and fell over the box." Bill stared in awe at the boy and said with a tear in his eye "Thats the most beautiful story ever." The boy asked if he wound sign it and he agreed to. He signed it under his moms signiture wich was on his thumb. "Little boy whats your name?" he asked "Bob." The boy replied. "Wow. Its scientifically proven that the name 'Bob' means your a little jerk." Then Bill licked his right index finger and walked away, being continuosly being touched.
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Weird Bill Nye stories
HumorThis is what happens when your at school and your not by the window so you dont have service. Wrote most of these is my notes :P enjoi
