Dan took Phil's hand and they went to danny's room.
"Phil, I have to ask you something"
"Yes, dad- I mean dan?"
"I- Are- Are you g-gay?" Dan sputtered without tryiong.
"yeah totally nope no vag for me lol nope" Phil said unconvincingly.
"WOW PHIL YOU JUST HAVE TO JOEKE ABOUT AAVERYTHING!!"
(Honestly, why am I writing this? I'm just procrastinating on my math work and needed something to to while I watch SPN and I just help me)
Dan shofed phol into the wall and made out with him.
'Why is he doing this?' phil thoight.
Dan grabbed phils- HAEH ass
(okay I'll update this another day just a question: Why/ Why are you reading this?)
