I remember this day like it was yesterday. On 23th of November I have turned 18 and began my adulthood. Everything seemed easy, I had money I've inherited from my mom's company and some from my dad's independent workshop. I wanted to live alone and I only took half of what my parents gave me so people wouldn't think that I'm some daddy's rich son. For a month I was doing great! I had like 3 parties in 2 weeks which were amazing, though cleaning up totally wasn't. But after first month something happened. 10 minutes after midnight on that fateful night, I've heard a voice. It said “I've been waiting 84 years”. I was paralyzed. I didn't know what to do! After 25 minutes which seemed like an eternity, something came through the door to my room. It was like a walking corpse with long, blonde hair and hollow eyes. It was her, Versace. I couldn't believe my eyes, Versace came near me and looked into my eyes, filled with pure terror. “It is time for another sacrifice"-she said with screeching voice. Then she suddenly disappeared. After I finally came to be, I realised that I've been looking at my roof this entire time and my eyes were burning because I wasn't blinking. I looked at my phone and I was really surprised when I saw that it was only 2 a.m.! I tried everything but I couldn't go to sleep so I just went to the shower and then I've been playing until 4 a.m. At 11 a.m. I had work so it was time to prepare, get dressed etc. I took my favourite shitstained Gucci coat for 3 thousand dollars. Before I left my home, I realised that doors were stuck. I panicked because I didn't want to be late for work. It wasn't long until she came again. My whole house turned black, horrible stench of Donatella filled every room in and out. I hid in the kitchen, but it was futile. She didn't take long to find me and, well, she was unbelievably mad. Then she asked for something I'd never expect. “Hun, make me some coffee”. What the hell? I thought that she came to collect her “sacrifice” not my coffee. I didn't hesitate to make some because I didn't know what she'd do to me once I refused to make it. I tried my best so she would just go and leave me alone! After some sipps she said “It's okay, but my assistant made better. Tell me, hun, why do you think I chose you to be my sacrifice?”, “How would I know?”-I said.“you're even dumber than I thought..”,”you're rich and young that's why.I need your life energy. You're not the first one, you know? I've been doing this since renaissance. I'm practically immortal. I've been fashion designer since XIV century. I've been hiding in Italy, Poland, Germany and even Norway!” Nothing made sense to me, just what was going on? Versace seeing me confused sighed. She said “Until next time babe" and vanished. I was late to work and my boss was pissed. After long day of work I stopped by some fast food restaurant and something weird happened. Donatella was there! How? How is this possible? I escaped but when I've turned around she was right there. Staring into my eyes, Versace punched me in the throat and almost killed me, I felt that was weak punch but enough to make me pass out. I woke up in hospital, feeling dizzy. She was already waiting, that Bastard. “Good morning”, she said viciously. “How you been?”. Why she was here? Why couldn't she just leave me alone? I began to cry but she slapped me for being a sissy. She smiled and disappeared. Later on that fateful night I took my life. I hate her with passion and I wish that she didn't exist.
"Today I decided to kill myself. There was some stuff in my life I simply couldn't handle. The constant feeling of despair fills me, and grieves me deeply. I can no longer stand these accusations of pedophilia. Moreover some smelly bitch supposedly wants to fuck me in some esoteric manner. Versace is her name, her name is Versace! Free me from this mortal coil, my faithful drugs! Free me!!! DO-NA-TEEEEE-LAAAAA!
Michael Jackson, 2009"
