Park Jimin's Ultimate Regrets of The Year:
3) Having friends who make out with cacti and gallop off into the sunset after getting shit-faced drunk
2) Getting locked out of my own hotel room at 3am, stark naked with only a towel preventing my balls f...
It's only then that Taehyung realizes he probably spoke his thoughts out loud. Oops. His mouth stretches into a goofy smile. Jimin tries valiantly to look serious and fails miserably.
"Idiot."
Taehyung only beams wider. The morning sun peeks out from behind a cloud, bathing the world in radiant gold.
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sunshinehope
11:27AM
shoot tae i just heard
I AM SO SORRY ITS ALL MY FAULT
u getting into trouble cuz of jimin
him cuz he was helping me
i feel like a total dick rn
ILL DO ANYTHING
booze??
intel????
BLOWJOB???????
taelion
11:55AM
shhhh hyung
its fine its not ur fault
sunshinehope
12:01PM
NO IT IS & I DUNNO HOW 2 MAKE IT UP TO U
I FEEL HORRIBLE
i would tell u in person if i could
but im dying with the flu
taelion
12:04PM
what hyung its just the flu
u being dramatic [laughing emoji]
but tbh hyung really dun worry
i should actually thank u
sunshinehope
12:07PM
wha
u like wiping windows???? [confused emoji]
taelion
12:11PM
a lot ;)
gotta ciao
oh & tell kookie i say hi [wink emoji]
sunshinehope
12:13PM
WAIT
TAE COME BACK
HOW DID U KNOW
ARE YOU PSYCHIC
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chimchim95
4:59PM
hello?
carrot top
is this u?
taelion
5:02PM
YEEEEEES
U FINALLY ANSWERED MEEEEE
[multiple heart shape emojis]
chimchim95
5:06PM
ugh enough with the hearts [rolling eyes emoji]
dun be disgusting
taelion
5:08PM
come on
my arms still hurt from all that wiping [pout emoji]
chimchim95
5:12PM
hey bout that
um
i know this Korean place
that serves great kimbap
tonight is the 2 for 1 promo
taelion
5:14PM
awwwwwwwww
are u asking me out on a date (¬‿¬)
chimchim95
5:17PM
stop being weird
if not im not paying
taelion
5:19PM
u mean its on u?
its fine ill pay
real men take the bill
chimchim95
5:22PM
just let me buy u dinner ok
its the least i can do
taelion
5:30PM
fine then thx
but im paying next time
[peace emoji]
chimchim95
5:32PM
fine
c u @ 6
:)
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A/N: tbh i fangirled a lot writing this chapter haha was dying of fluff and vmin feelz
اوووه! هذه الصورة لا تتبع إرشادات المحتوى الخاصة بنا. لمتابعة النشر، يرجى إزالتها أو تحميل صورة أخرى.
