Simon: heloooooooooo
Zerkaa: hello*
Simon: fuck off
Zerkaa: okay
Simon: noooo plz don't I'm lonely
Zerkaa: okay just for you pancake <3
Simon: okay why the f pancake? I must have some sorta cool, edgy nickname like rocket or wedge man :D
Zerkaa: na I like pancake, suits you... squishy but skinny ;)
Simon: I fucking hate you Zerkaa, your nickname is now.... daddy
Zerkaa: ewwww noooo simonnnnnnnn
Simon: daddy af
Zerkaa: kys
Simon: only for you ;)
Zerkaa: if this is you tryna be flirty you sound like a demented flamingo
Simon: no tbh it's me tryna get you into bed daddy ;)
Zerkaa: your mother has a village
Simon: I learn more every day
Zerkaa: sooooo rude boy
Simon: yaaaa rude girl
Zerkaa: what's happening in the life of miniminter, and also I'm not a girl
Simon: well youtube is becoming more and more boring by the day and becoming more and more like a job then a hobby :(
Zerkaa: well that's part of it I guess
Simon: yeah but you won't get it, it's also the comments on how I look, they are kinda making me feel depressed and shit
Zerkaa: one of the many reasons why I don't show my face
Simon: Idk why I'm telling you this, I have literally never met you
Zerkaa: but I know we will someday
Simon: love ya daddy
Zerkaa: love ya pancake
YOU ARE READING
But why? // minizerk ff
FanfictionSimon and josh are two Internet best friends constantly talking on Skype, can they become more?