Harry Potter - Umbridge x Reader

Detention

A/N: dedicated to Erzakaioh15 who requested this messed up shit.

I am (y/n) (l/n) and I am a proud hufflepuffian badger. I have (h/c) locks cascading down to my (h/l). I have (e/c) and I guess I am what you can call the "meanest" Hufflepuff. I have lied once or twice and I may have pulled a couple meanish pranks (like .messing with myrtle and turning the Slytherin kids hair green for one lesson) but apart from that I am really good, which is why I was surprised when a new professor all in pink yells at me,
"Detention Miss (l/n)! Come to my office straight after dinner!" The short brown curls bounce as the little pink lady marches away, probably to make up another absurd rule. Oh well, better go to my last class and dinner........then detention with umbridge.

TIME SKIP - AFTER DINNER

I make my way to Professor Dolores Umbridge's office and knock on the pink door. I cringe slightly, I would never admit this aloud or in English but.....je deteste rosé. I hear a quiet click of heels and then the door is violently opened, and I am met with the small smiling face of umbridge. Up close, she's kinda cute.
"Hello Professor Umbridge, I am here to serve my detention," I say smiling and fighting back a blush.
"Ah, miss (l/n), great. Now please enter," the small women steps aside as I walk on and I realise I am taller then her. Wait.......I AM FINALLY TALLER THE. SOMEONE WHO IS OLDER THEN ME! YAAAAAAAAY!
"Sit miss (l/n) sit," Umbridge motions to her bare desk and a seat in front of it, I move and sit on the chair only to be pushed off.
"Not there you silly girl!" Umbridge exclaims.
"Then where professor?" I ask and she walks forward.
"Call me Dolores and on the desk you silly girl, its more comfortable then a chair, trust me" Um- I mean Dolores says.
"Alright then.....Dolores?" I say and sit on the edge, where she joins me.
"I expect you wonder what your detention is correct?" Dolores asks as I unnoticeably shiver and the hundreds of cats staring at me from their plates.
"Actually I am," I reply and Dolores shifts so she is facing me.
"Well I'll show you," she whispers and leans up and...........kisses me? When she backs up I am red faced and panting heavily.
"Isn't this against the rules?" I ask and Dolores nods.
"Yes but I am in charge so it's a hunky-dory. Now, do you wish to finish your detention?" Dolores asks and I grin.
"Alright Dolores," I grin at her.
"Silencio," Dolores says quickly raising her wand at the door before putting it in a drawer, I add mine to.
"Back to business?" I ask and we grin at each other.
"Yes miss (l/n) back to business," Dolores says before pouncing on me like a cat. Then we continue my "detention" late into the night.

A/N: This was written on request of my bestie in RL. I don't usually write Dolores x reader, or any reader at all okay? I hope you enjoyed and I'll let your little dirty minds decide what the rest of the detention turned out like. Bye bye till next time!