THE BOOK WHERE I RANT

Hair RANT

First off, let me start off by saying, I FUCKING hate hair. Like who decided it would be fun to give gross ass humans gross ass hair.

OH MY GOD I HATE GIRLS WHO CURL THEIR HAIR FOR No FUCKING REASON. But that's a whole 'nother RANT.

Okay, so I have curly hair. When I say curly, I mean like Afro curly. I basically have an Afro with looser curls. I'm Beyoncé BITCH. (Mind: yeah no)

It is so hard to maintain my hair, and it takes FOREVER to grow. I can't just go to sleep with my hair, because I will literally wake up with a nappy ass Mohawk.

I envy girls who have hair that doesn't need blow drying before straightening. I literally spend an hour blow drying my hair, then another hour and a half straightening it. (I'm slow as fuck)

I'm jealous of Vic Fuentits' hair. Like OMg why cut that SHit?!?!

I can't even put my hair in a messy bun. How pathetic.

ILL PROBABLY DO LIKE 10000900000 more hair rants, but I'm surprisingly tired.

STAY RANTING BITCHES