Friend: He cheated on me *cries while on the phone with me*
Me: Oh... Where does he live again?
Friend: next to the school. Why?
Me: Oh, no reason. I'll be right back *hangs up phone with knife in my hand*
One hour later
Me: *talking to police while covered in blood* I swear officer, he just ran into my knife.
Police: ... But there are 7 stab wounds
Me: Well he was very clumsy
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RANDOM THINGS ABOUT ME AND STUFF
LosoweWelcome to the dark side of Wattpad. *spins around in huge spiny chair to face you while petting a dog that's on my lap* I've been expecting you my strange friends that most likely like fanfiction if you are reading this... don't lie you probably do...
