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Tommy: Why the fuck am I here?
Admin: To answer the lovely people.
Tommy: Fuck this shit-
Admin: Thomas James Ratliff you are not leaving. You are going to answer their questions.
Tommy: Well damn, woman. I was going to say I've got to piss.
Admin: ..... Sure you were Thomas.
Tommy: I was! Adam made me hold it almost all day!
Admin: .... Fine you may pee. But make it quick.
Tommy: *goes pee asap* Thank you.
Admin: Welcome. Also did you bring the thing that I asked for?
Tommy: What one you asked for like 5.
Admin: Yes to the first 3.
Tommy: I brought the first 2 and the last one.
Admin: Damn it Thomas.
Tommy: What, Link Alice Ratliff?
Admin: Damn baby bro. No need for the full name.....
Tommy: Well don't be a bitch.
Admin: Fuck you Thomas. You messed something up as usual.
Tommy: What did I do?

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