HEY HEY HEY

    Our story starts one bright day in Japan at the Fukurodani volleyball gymnasium. Bokuto Kotarou(wtf is this spelling) and Akaashi Keiji(is this right? Idek) are warming up before they start practice.
    "LET'S START PRACTICE!" Bokuto screeches to his setter.
    Akaashi doesn't need to say anything, his facial expression says it all: "God, why?"
    "I'm glad you're fired up for practice today, Akaashi!"
    They start with some spiking practice, which consists of Bokuto squawking: "HERE AGAASSSSHI" (as if there was somewhere else Akaashi would set to), Akaashi setting to Bokuto, Bokuto spiking a little too hard, Akaashi heavily sighing at the now-deflated ball, and repeat.
     The beginning of the end starts when Bokuto decides to REALLY let loose and slaps the ball so hard the Virgin Mary fainted.
     "HEY HEY HEY"  Bokuto hoots louder than usual.
      Akaashi decided to test a theory that would bring about the end of the world.
      "hi hi hi" Akaashi replied.
      Bokuto froze.
      "..."
       Bokuto's giant owl eyes aren't blinking.
       "Uh..."
       Bokuto is as frozen as a popsicle.
       "Hey, Bokuto."
       Bokuto is as frozen as Captain America.
        "Hey, uh, are you okay?"
       
Bokuto.exe has crashed.

      "And that's what would happen if Akaashi actually responded to Bokuto," Kuroo said.
       "That is literally the worst story I have ever been forced to listen to." Tsukishima snarked.
       Hinata looked so offended. "I thought it was inspiring!"
        "You'd think a dirty rag is inspiring."
        Kuroo was getting kind of annoyed that the crows had already turned their attention away, but it's impressive that they listened the whole time.